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Bill's avatar

"I think the word you're looking for is AHHHHHHHH!!!!" ---The Penguin, Tim Burton's BatmanMy, my, my-what a scared, hysterical little person we are! Why not try all caps next time for the full effect?

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Bill's avatar

Typical liberal relativity. You are all going off on this guy for having his personal property stolen and not one of you-not one-cares to mention that for it to be taken someone (i.e. a criminal-remember those?) had to take it. I suppose that if he'd stolen the whole car blame would have been impossible to place. Oh well, at least your delusions are consistent-or is this more properly classified as mass hysteria? It would almost be funny if you were writing tongue in cheek instead of brain in seat...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Wasn't the free market supposed to sort this out?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

In any case, either knoxnews.com flipped the photo or Clark is terrible at dancing along to "YMCA".

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Chris Grrr's avatar

You guys are being really hard on Clark. He must feel as if he lost a member.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And Miami Marlins tickets. Clearly we're dealing with a sick bastard.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I had a crappy radio ... and some dickhead busted the window for the quarters in the ashtray.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I doubt the training is going to be of much use ... that plastic bad guy is unarmed.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'd certainly make this jackass responsible for whatever horrors his gun gets used for -- because it ain't gonna be used to defend teabagger freedumbs.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But that's exactly what he's paid to do. The guy should have "FAIL" tattooed on his forehead.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So this fuckwad wants to see more guns in the schools, eh? Maybe that's exactly where this one will show up.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nah - just old, worn out quarters.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

230,000 guns stolen each year! Why that's over 0.1% of all guns. How will the law abiding citizens defend themselves?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...So that is how President Obama plans on getting rid of assault weapons!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I know! The Founders were silent on motor vehicles. We are forced to use the God's Little Instruction Book, aka the Bible, for guidance on licensing and inspection standards.

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PubOption's avatar

Perhaps he's planning to shoot the gay-looking statue.

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