In Salt Lake City, a lobbyist for gun enthusiasts will now have to march around holding his dick in one hand and nothing in his other, because his AR-15 was kinda sorta stolen from his locked SUV while it was parked in front of his home. If only he'd been armed! Condolence cards may be sent to Clark Aposhian, chair of the Utah Shooting Sports Council. The weapon joins the approximately
"I think the word you're looking for is AHHHHHHHH!!!!" ---The Penguin, Tim Burton's BatmanMy, my, my-what a scared, hysterical little person we are! Why not try all caps next time for the full effect?
Typical liberal relativity. You are all going off on this guy for having his personal property stolen and not one of you-not one-cares to mention that for it to be taken someone (i.e. a criminal-remember those?) had to take it. I suppose that if he'd stolen the whole car blame would have been impossible to place. Oh well, at least your delusions are consistent-or is this more properly classified as mass hysteria? It would almost be funny if you were writing tongue in cheek instead of brain in seat...
I'd certainly make this jackass responsible for whatever horrors his gun gets used for -- because it ain't gonna be used to defend teabagger freedumbs.
I know! The Founders were silent on motor vehicles. We are forced to use the God's Little Instruction Book, aka the Bible, for guidance on licensing and inspection standards.
"I think the word you're looking for is AHHHHHHHH!!!!" ---The Penguin, Tim Burton's BatmanMy, my, my-what a scared, hysterical little person we are! Why not try all caps next time for the full effect?
Typical liberal relativity. You are all going off on this guy for having his personal property stolen and not one of you-not one-cares to mention that for it to be taken someone (i.e. a criminal-remember those?) had to take it. I suppose that if he'd stolen the whole car blame would have been impossible to place. Oh well, at least your delusions are consistent-or is this more properly classified as mass hysteria? It would almost be funny if you were writing tongue in cheek instead of brain in seat...
Wasn't the free market supposed to sort this out?
In any case, either knoxnews.com flipped the photo or Clark is terrible at dancing along to "YMCA".
You guys are being really hard on Clark. He must feel as if he lost a member.
And Miami Marlins tickets. Clearly we're dealing with a sick bastard.
I had a crappy radio ... and some dickhead busted the window for the quarters in the ashtray.
I doubt the training is going to be of much use ... that plastic bad guy is unarmed.
I'd certainly make this jackass responsible for whatever horrors his gun gets used for -- because it ain't gonna be used to defend teabagger freedumbs.
But that's exactly what he's paid to do. The guy should have "FAIL" tattooed on his forehead.
So this fuckwad wants to see more guns in the schools, eh? Maybe that's exactly where this one will show up.
Nah - just old, worn out quarters.
230,000 guns stolen each year! Why that's over 0.1% of all guns. How will the law abiding citizens defend themselves?
...So that is how President Obama plans on getting rid of assault weapons!
I know! The Founders were silent on motor vehicles. We are forced to use the God's Little Instruction Book, aka the Bible, for guidance on licensing and inspection standards.
Perhaps he's planning to shoot the gay-looking statue.