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If I hadn't lost all hope about our country's judicial process, I'd say this would make an interesting supreme court case.

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You see that barn over there? I've built ten of them just like that

Do they call me Isaac the Barnbuilder? No!

See those tractors? I keep hundreds running every year.

Do they call me Isaac the Mechanic? No!

But...you fuck one pig...

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Storm Thorgerson (RIP) Libel!

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It does seem to scream "facially unconstitutional", doesn't it?

Sadly, you never know with our judiciary.

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Yes, I stopped reading too.

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No, I think feral pigs with tusks would work better.

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Yes, <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wish_You_Were_Here_%28Pink_Floyd_album%29#Packaging" target="_blank">they did</a>. They also really put 800 bedframes on the beach for <em>Momentary Lapse of Reason</em>.

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Arrested would be the least of my concerns, given that wallet waved at cops has been accepted by a trial court as gunlike enough to justify shooting at the waver 41 times.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=G9Ra7hQoHpE" target="_blank">Carlsberg</a> also acceptable.

(Fun fact: they used real beer for that scene because nothing else had a believable head; it took several takes, so John Mills was barely able to walk off set by the time they got it)

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The nation has been overrun by sophists and idiots.

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Well, at least someone now has standing to take this thing to the courts.

I would estimate these laws should last about 5 seconds in an appeals court, but UTAH, so we may have to wait for it to get bumped up to the Federal level.

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I'm sure the animals appreciate the Go-Pee'ers concern for their privacy.

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When you outlaw pig-raping, only outlaws will rape pigs!

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Like the old school-yard rhyme... "First is worst, second is best..."

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Someone must take a stand against backyard barnyard porn!

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I have special hatred for animal abusers. If I was Satan, and I not saying I am, there would a exceptional place in Hell's Basement™ for these shit bags.

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