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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If I hadn't lost all hope about our country's judicial process, I'd say this would make an interesting supreme court case.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You see that barn over there? I've built ten of them just like that

Do they call me Isaac the Barnbuilder? No!

See those tractors? I keep hundreds running every year.

Do they call me Isaac the Mechanic? No!

But...you fuck one pig...

SullivanSt's avatar

Storm Thorgerson (RIP) Libel!

SullivanSt's avatar

It does seem to scream "facially unconstitutional", doesn't it?

Sadly, you never know with our judiciary.

SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, I stopped reading too.

bobbert's avatar

No, I think feral pigs with tusks would work better.

SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wish_You_Were_Here_%28Pink_Floyd_album%29#Packaging" target="_blank">they did</a>. They also really put 800 bedframes on the beach for <em>Momentary Lapse of Reason</em>.

SullivanSt's avatar

Arrested would be the least of my concerns, given that wallet waved at cops has been accepted by a trial court as gunlike enough to justify shooting at the waver 41 times.

SullivanSt's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=G9Ra7hQoHpE" target="_blank">Carlsberg</a> also acceptable.

(Fun fact: they used real beer for that scene because nothing else had a believable head; it took several takes, so John Mills was barely able to walk off set by the time they got it)

diogenez's avatar

The nation has been overrun by sophists and idiots.

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Well, at least someone now has standing to take this thing to the courts.

I would estimate these laws should last about 5 seconds in an appeals court, but UTAH, so we may have to wait for it to get bumped up to the Federal level.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm sure the animals appreciate the Go-Pee'ers concern for their privacy.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

When you outlaw pig-raping, only outlaws will rape pigs!

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Like the old school-yard rhyme... "First is worst, second is best..."

PsycWench's avatar

Someone must take a stand against backyard barnyard porn!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I have special hatred for animal abusers. If I was Satan, and I not saying I am, there would a exceptional place in Hell's Basement™ for these shit bags.