We interrupt your regularly scheduled program of tragic police shootings of young black men with this BREAKING news from Utah. Beginning on Dec. 31, the state of Utah plans to "seize" 31.2 million acres of land currently owned and controlled by the federal government. This is the result of a
So this guy thinks he can make up these lets-pretend laws and the feds will do it?
If they had just made Colorado bigger, we wouldn&#039;t be having this problem today.
Look up. Nothing but clear blue skies, gentlemen. In Afghanistan, they don&#039;t go outside on clear days. <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/AGM-114_Hellfire" target="_blank"> Here&#039;s why.</a>
Interesting point of confusion: because of the posterior revelations of the Mormon faith, and the fact that its theosophy is deeply entwined with the United States as a nation as well as the <i>chosen</i> nation, American law is a fundamental text. Which explains why they frequently fight tooth and nail to prevent it from being changed when those changes go against existing teaching: they literally have to change their religion to remain in line with their own beliefs when that happens.
Hmmm. I think the Federal government should follow the precedent it has already set when dealing with Utah. Just move the state&#039;s borders inward until the land in question is on the outside.
Works for me.
&quot;Seizing someone else&#039;s property to profit from their oil revenue surely makes a lot of sense!&quot;
-- Saddam Hussein, 1990
Maybe Cliven can go perch his cows there? I&#039;ll even help him pack.
It will be known in the history books as the Trail of Magic Underwear.