What is a divorce? It’s when you mix gin and chocolate milk in a rubber glove. Everyone knows that! But did you know that when you “divorce” your spouse, you aren’t married anymore? You would, if you had gone to divorce school. Your divorce education is so important, in fact, that Utah mandates a divorce class for anyone who wants to obtain the state's blessing to not be married anymore.
Bonking without a license is a class B misdemeanor, right up there with DUI and reckless driving.
Illinois has a curious clause in the adultery statute: "if the behavior is open and notorious." You have to wonder why certain politicians might have felt a need to write that into the law.
It&#039;s the difference between a street thug and a <a href="http:\/\/www.fieldandstream.com\/blogs\/field-notes\/2012\/04\/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond" target="_blank">homicidal maniac. </a>
Well that&#039;s good news. My other guess would have been a nun but the only real contact I ever had with the Church was the annual Mexican Food dinner put on by the members in our small town. We Methodists had the all-you-can-eat Sausage and Pancake dinner and the Baptists had the all-you-can-eat stew and cornbread dinner. The Catholic dinner was not all you could eat unfortunately; it was excellent.
Bonking without a license is a class B misdemeanor, right up there with DUI and reckless driving.
Illinois has a curious clause in the adultery statute: &quot;if the behavior is open and notorious.&quot; You have to wonder why certain politicians might have felt a need to write that into the law.
Depends . . . how many miles are on the trade-in?
Some come loudly?
And with that image, we&#039;ll end today&#039;s presentation. I&#039;ll be selling brain bleach in the lobby.
It&#039;s the difference between a street thug and a <a href="http:\/\/www.fieldandstream.com\/blogs\/field-notes\/2012\/04\/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond" target="_blank">homicidal maniac. </a>
I don&#039;t know that &#039;thinking&#039; entered into it.
Is this Republican related to Caribou Barbie? Because he tossed a fine word salad, there.
I think my ex went to Divorce School. Likely graduated Summa cum LOUD.
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Yes, but only if the chicken is actually a duck.
You always pay extra if you want them to wear a costume.
Newt graduated summa cum laude
the geese are downright vicious
it&#039;s Utah- you can have a whole flock
Well that&#039;s good news. My other guess would have been a nun but the only real contact I ever had with the Church was the annual Mexican Food dinner put on by the members in our small town. We Methodists had the all-you-can-eat Sausage and Pancake dinner and the Baptists had the all-you-can-eat stew and cornbread dinner. The Catholic dinner was not all you could eat unfortunately; it was excellent.
File this under Stuff That&#039;s Important Because It (presumably) Harms Men.
All of us followers of the scientific teachings of Sir Bedivere salute R Wonkette for using a Mallard-based system of deductive logic.