Bonking without a license is a class B misdemeanor, right up there with DUI and reckless driving.
Illinois has a curious clause in the adultery statute: "if the behavior is open and notorious." You have to wonder why certain politicians might have felt a need to write that into the law.
It&#039;s the difference between a street thug and a <a href="http:\/\/www.fieldandstream.com\/blogs\/field-notes\/2012\/04\/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond" target="_blank">homicidal maniac. </a>
Well that&#039;s good news. My other guess would have been a nun but the only real contact I ever had with the Church was the annual Mexican Food dinner put on by the members in our small town. We Methodists had the all-you-can-eat Sausage and Pancake dinner and the Baptists had the all-you-can-eat stew and cornbread dinner. The Catholic dinner was not all you could eat unfortunately; it was excellent.
Bonking without a license is a class B misdemeanor, right up there with DUI and reckless driving.
Illinois has a curious clause in the adultery statute: &quot;if the behavior is open and notorious.&quot; You have to wonder why certain politicians might have felt a need to write that into the law.
Depends . . . how many miles are on the trade-in?
Some come loudly?
And with that image, we&#039;ll end today&#039;s presentation. I&#039;ll be selling brain bleach in the lobby.
It&#039;s the difference between a street thug and a <a href="http:\/\/www.fieldandstream.com\/blogs\/field-notes\/2012\/04\/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond" target="_blank">homicidal maniac. </a>
I don&#039;t know that &#039;thinking&#039; entered into it.
Is this Republican related to Caribou Barbie? Because he tossed a fine word salad, there.
I think my ex went to Divorce School. Likely graduated Summa cum LOUD.
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Yes, but only if the chicken is actually a duck.
You always pay extra if you want them to wear a costume.
Newt graduated summa cum laude
the geese are downright vicious
it&#039;s Utah- you can have a whole flock
Well that&#039;s good news. My other guess would have been a nun but the only real contact I ever had with the Church was the annual Mexican Food dinner put on by the members in our small town. We Methodists had the all-you-can-eat Sausage and Pancake dinner and the Baptists had the all-you-can-eat stew and cornbread dinner. The Catholic dinner was not all you could eat unfortunately; it was excellent.
File this under Stuff That&#039;s Important Because It (presumably) Harms Men.
All of us followers of the scientific teachings of Sir Bedivere salute R Wonkette for using a Mallard-based system of deductive logic.