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Oh, Gleem, you <i>know</i> the answer.

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You're so polite. "being disingenuous" == "lying" in my thesaurus.

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Cuban

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Mooses (Meese?) have better taste than that.

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More whistling past the graveyard from the party that upholds traditional values -- of the 13th century.

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VVS -- where the affluent bask in the effluent.

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Movable type.

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SANTA?

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Why are none of those plastic feti masturbating, huh?

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Glen, according to your own words from a few years ago, shouldn't you have gone blind by now? Is anything else you say believable?

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Money to burn, flag to burn, not much difference.

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Not just cracks, but holes are evident! JUST LOOK AROUND!

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More like Gore'd to death by various inconvenient truths, such as, "were you aware that Trux was using methamphetamines" or "how many family brawls have you attended this month?"

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Absolutely! The gurgling has gone way past rumblins, we're talking explosive Randulence.

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It has to be asked: "Which paper, Sarah"?

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"Not Even Wrong."

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