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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Primum non nocere" is the ancient rule taught to every medical student. "First, do no harm."

Also known (to medical malpractice attorneys in particular) as "Non-maleficence."

Not a concept fully grasped by the right wing nutz.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

On "steroids."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I wondered if there'd be an perfect opportunity to post <a href="http:\/\/images.nymag.com\/images\/2\/daily\/2013\/10\/14-obamacare-restaurant-sign_560x375.jpg" target="_blank"> this. </a> And of course, there was.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Dr. Ben Carson, an African-American neurosurgeon and Fox News contributor, literally called Obamacare..."

"Litterally?" What wordsmith wrote that - Miss South Carolina? Duh Gov'? What the hell is "literally" doing there? Also.

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Ikimizi's avatar

According to many christian apologists, Hebrew slavery was not like Southern slavery, because God told them how to own people the right way.

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Ikimizi's avatar

I think Doc Ben has destroyed the "You don't have to be a neurosurgeon to know..." meme.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope?

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bobbert's avatar

You know <i>who else</i> is the new Hitler?

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bobbert's avatar

As I have said before, a good surgeon (even a brain surgeon) is more like a good quarterback than like a good scientist. Reflexes and eye-hand coordination are crucial for surgeons. Reasoning power is useful, but not essential.

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bobbert's avatar

This here.

I have to admit, it was cool being a Packer fan before FA, but it was a terrible way to run a business.

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bobbert's avatar

At least you weren't subjected to traffic-stop slavery.

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bobbert's avatar

My guess would be that it's a little like the situation with Clarence Thomas. In my theory, Dr. Carson's subconscious is worried that he is not properly credited with brilliance because of his ethnicity (a mistake by his subconscious -- by all accounts the dude was a fantastic surgeon). So he aligns himself with the racists, because if they accept him, he must be better than okay.

I will repeat my analogy of top surgeons to NFL quarterbacks. In both jobs, what is most important is great reflexes and hand-eye coordination, and fast decision-making. A good memory is useful. What aren't particularly useful are introspection, long-term planning, or a love of abstract thought.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Apparently he's never met a dog-whistle so absurd he couldn't repeat it.

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PsycWench's avatar

They forgot to put "Meals" in the middle, though.

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PsycWench's avatar

Comparisons to slavery is the new Godwin's Law.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Wingnuts are extremely good at finding imaginary threats to be afraid of than real ones.

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