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James McLaren's avatar

Shouldn't it just be Milli now? Or Vanilli, I don't know which is which.

AgapeLoveBomb's avatar

Urgent! Calling all Maga buskers.

AgapeLoveBomb's avatar

Bret Michael's out now after alleged death threats from Maga.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

David Cole, the other half of C+C has also been dead for like thirty years.

Who the fuck is Matina McBride?

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

Some country person alleged to be a musician.

Sallyfemina's avatar

I think she had one minor pop hit in the late 70s?

Rad's avatar

I intend to tune the month of July out, completely.

Sallyfemina's avatar

I'm spending the Festive Weekend at an SF convention. Your average Trekkie or furry is much closer to consensus reality than the maladministration.

Gimlet's avatar

Don't drop out! Golden opportunity to go up on stage and call the administration out for it's sniveling obeisance to the felon, child predator, murderer, and insurrectionist in chief who is unconstitutionally holding the office of the president.

42tontom's avatar

Creed

How is Creed not performing at this Loozapalooza?

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

I would suggest Nickelback, but I think they're Canadian.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Souldn't Washington DC be made a state before it holds a state fair?

Axomamma's avatar

Things move so fast, it's hard to keep up! About two hours I saw a post via darth that more than half of the acts listed in Trump's "state fair" announcement have said, "yeah, nah, we're washing our hair all of those days."

Wecandobetter's avatar

Robyn I’m sorry you have to constantly do stories about b/c listers remade infamous. I’m not sure why it’s sos hard to have decent taste in…anything for this man but this line up is not even ironic. Not to say I didn’t dance to blame it on the rain in 7th grade…ahem.

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

You were a child; you lacked legal capacity, therefore could not be personally guilty for crimes or torts.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. More have canceled; beloved husband just told me. That said, what the fuck needs That Thing in the Offal Office with an everything-proof bunker beneath the Epstein Ballroom if he's going to an outdoor event for this? And golf every Sunday? Doesn't seem particularly secure.

Joe Christmas's avatar

What? No Three Doors Down!?

Catharine Crockett's avatar

Martina McBride's facebook page says she's not performing.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Kimmel should have a ball with this.

Maybe Jr and Eric can do their Smothers Brothers impersonation.

GenlyAi's avatar

My pleasure, dickhead!