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zuludaddy (SEAMONKEY!)'s avatar

see, Devo would be at home on that weird, antiquated billing

but they're not

I respect Devo

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

WHAR the musical "stylings" of Lara Trump?

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

The Commodores??!!

NO!!!

I can't take back all those fun dances in High School!

Or Eddie Murphy (Buckwheat) singing: "Unce, tice, fee times a mady..."

Feep Feeperoonie's avatar

That line-up could use some punk, maybe Billy Idol?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Pat Boone is still more or less alive. As is what's left of Wayne Newton.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Maybe Green Day can do "American Idiot"?

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

County Fair? Well, they got RFK²jr doing the snake handling bit

Anotherangle01's avatar

And eating literal fire cures both consumption and Covid, don't ya know!!1?/!

gnomemansanisland's avatar

He may try to worm his way in.

Granny's Delusions of Grandeur's avatar

Bad news first; Healing Appalachia 2026 has been cancelled. Good news; maybe that frees up Tyler Childers and the Food Stamps? https://youtu.be/ydoSpHB7KiE?si=sKHX__hfGD0QRmmh

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

OK, I'm a bit confused.

These acts are all county fair material at best these days.

There are big acts that are very at home with MAGA. Where are they?

ShrillKitty's avatar

Looking for gigs they'll actually get paid for

Daniel's avatar

Related to an earlier story-

https://bsky.app/profile/segyges.bsky.social/post/3mmv336ni2c26

The right is fighting over whether Stephen Miller or an attractive woman is hotter.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I’ve had moments when I’ve been really down on myself, sometimes for years without end, but I’ve never been “kinda want to blow Stephen Miller” low.

YaJagoff's avatar

The only way Miller is hotter, is if you lit him on fire.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Who is the target audience for all this?

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

People who peaked in 1989

Anotherangle01's avatar

That's the backbone of MAGA, don't ya know!!?1/?!

Carstonio's avatar

The only thing that might make the 250th semi-bearable? A new chart-topping song with a breezy upbeat sound, with lyrics about fucking between 12 p.m. and 6 p.m.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

This is worse than the time I saw the Temptations and it was four white guys.

Snarfyguy's avatar

"National Mall, Washington, DC

June 25 – July 10, 2026"

It's two weeks long?

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

A show like this is best savored over a long period of time.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s like the Smithsonian Folklife Festival around the same time except devoid of actual culture.

ShrillKitty's avatar

When even the surviving member of Milli Vanilli is like lol wut nah

LOU LOU's avatar

Bread and circuses.

Babe Paley's avatar

This goes with my theory that trump’s mind froze around 1992. That’s the last time new stuff came onboard.

My dad can get like that—“what are the Georgia Satellites up to these days, Kiddo?

Granny's Delusions of Grandeur's avatar

I have literally googled that very question. Tell your dad to come sit by me.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That one song is amazing.

PrimerGray's avatar

Keeping their hands to themselves, as the saga goes.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

They're tied down with battleship chains.