Can't blame this on the rain.
see, Devo would be at home on that weird, antiquated billing
but they're not
I respect Devo
WHAR KID ROCK?
WHAR the musical "stylings" of Lara Trump?
The Commodores??!!
NO!!!
I can't take back all those fun dances in High School!
Or Eddie Murphy (Buckwheat) singing: "Unce, tice, fee times a mady..."
That line-up could use some punk, maybe Billy Idol?
Pat Boone is still more or less alive. As is what's left of Wayne Newton.
Maybe Green Day can do "American Idiot"?
County Fair? Well, they got RFK²jr doing the snake handling bit
And eating literal fire cures both consumption and Covid, don't ya know!!1?/!
He may try to worm his way in.
Bad news first; Healing Appalachia 2026 has been cancelled. Good news; maybe that frees up Tyler Childers and the Food Stamps? https://youtu.be/ydoSpHB7KiE?si=sKHX__hfGD0QRmmh
OK, I'm a bit confused.
These acts are all county fair material at best these days.
There are big acts that are very at home with MAGA. Where are they?
Looking for gigs they'll actually get paid for
Hiding.
Related to an earlier story-
https://bsky.app/profile/segyges.bsky.social/post/3mmv336ni2c26
The right is fighting over whether Stephen Miller or an attractive woman is hotter.
I’ve had moments when I’ve been really down on myself, sometimes for years without end, but I’ve never been “kinda want to blow Stephen Miller” low.
The only way Miller is hotter, is if you lit him on fire.
Who is the target audience for all this?
People who peaked in 1989
That's the backbone of MAGA, don't ya know!!?1/?!
The only thing that might make the 250th semi-bearable? A new chart-topping song with a breezy upbeat sound, with lyrics about fucking between 12 p.m. and 6 p.m.
delightful
Skyrockets in flight!!!
Afternoon delight!!1!!
This is worse than the time I saw the Temptations and it was four white guys.
"National Mall, Washington, DC
June 25 – July 10, 2026"
It's two weeks long?
A show like this is best savored over a long period of time.
It’s like the Smithsonian Folklife Festival around the same time except devoid of actual culture.
When even the surviving member of Milli Vanilli is like lol wut nah
Bread and circuses.
This goes with my theory that trump’s mind froze around 1992. That’s the last time new stuff came onboard.
My dad can get like that—“what are the Georgia Satellites up to these days, Kiddo?
I have literally googled that very question. Tell your dad to come sit by me.
That one song is amazing.
Keeping their hands to themselves, as the saga goes.
They're tied down with battleship chains.
see, Devo would be at home on that weird, antiquated billing
but they're not
I respect Devo
WHAR KID ROCK?
WHAR the musical "stylings" of Lara Trump?
The Commodores??!!
NO!!!
I can't take back all those fun dances in High School!
Or Eddie Murphy (Buckwheat) singing: "Unce, tice, fee times a mady..."
That line-up could use some punk, maybe Billy Idol?
Pat Boone is still more or less alive. As is what's left of Wayne Newton.
Maybe Green Day can do "American Idiot"?
County Fair? Well, they got RFK²jr doing the snake handling bit
And eating literal fire cures both consumption and Covid, don't ya know!!1?/!
He may try to worm his way in.
Bad news first; Healing Appalachia 2026 has been cancelled. Good news; maybe that frees up Tyler Childers and the Food Stamps? https://youtu.be/ydoSpHB7KiE?si=sKHX__hfGD0QRmmh
OK, I'm a bit confused.
These acts are all county fair material at best these days.
There are big acts that are very at home with MAGA. Where are they?
Looking for gigs they'll actually get paid for
Hiding.
Related to an earlier story-
https://bsky.app/profile/segyges.bsky.social/post/3mmv336ni2c26
The right is fighting over whether Stephen Miller or an attractive woman is hotter.
I’ve had moments when I’ve been really down on myself, sometimes for years without end, but I’ve never been “kinda want to blow Stephen Miller” low.
The only way Miller is hotter, is if you lit him on fire.
Who is the target audience for all this?
People who peaked in 1989
That's the backbone of MAGA, don't ya know!!?1/?!
The only thing that might make the 250th semi-bearable? A new chart-topping song with a breezy upbeat sound, with lyrics about fucking between 12 p.m. and 6 p.m.
delightful
Skyrockets in flight!!!
Afternoon delight!!1!!
This is worse than the time I saw the Temptations and it was four white guys.
"National Mall, Washington, DC
June 25 – July 10, 2026"
It's two weeks long?
A show like this is best savored over a long period of time.
It’s like the Smithsonian Folklife Festival around the same time except devoid of actual culture.
When even the surviving member of Milli Vanilli is like lol wut nah
Bread and circuses.
This goes with my theory that trump’s mind froze around 1992. That’s the last time new stuff came onboard.
My dad can get like that—“what are the Georgia Satellites up to these days, Kiddo?
I have literally googled that very question. Tell your dad to come sit by me.
That one song is amazing.
Keeping their hands to themselves, as the saga goes.
They're tied down with battleship chains.