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SydneyP's avatar

Hold your nose and look at pictures of Iwanka’s “modeling”. Unmistakable, this sad, ugly-duckling daughter of Donald "Tiny Hands" Trump. Such a Trump. Just like her brothers.

https://www.bustle.com/p/iv...

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SydneyP's avatar

The beans are toxic -- tainted by their association with that slob, Tiny Hands. They are also not organic, not free of chemicals, salt, and water -- and no easier to cook with than a pound of dried beans at a tenth the price by weight.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Hunter Biden has absolutely nothing to do with any of this. They shouldn't get away with using him as any excuse for their actions. They try to blend 2 different stories to muddy the waters. IF he's guilty of anything, let the DC Federal Atty (that Trump appointed) indict and prosecute him, that is, if there's evidence. OR STFU about Hunter Biden.

And if it's over "Tax Fraud" issues, many people, including Trump, negotiated with the IRS to refile several years worth of corrected Tax Returns. Simply refile, pay a fine and move on...

"Princess Goya von Nepotism" I got a real good chuckle over that one Liz. You've nailed it.

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XeckyGilchrist's avatar

You can't get much closer to Donald Trump himself, right?

Half the distance always remains. I think Zeno has been running this show.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Lake Placid barely has any. And Vermont was bare ground all the way across.

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fuflans's avatar

OMG i want the alternate timeline where all she did was model because dad was just a celebrity grifter.

without the 'federal govt' part.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

"> giant pile of Saudi money"

I can't get out of my head the memory from more than 60 years ago of the comic book image of Scrooge McDuck rolling around in a warehouse full of coins.

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¡No me jodas!'s avatar

Took me way longer than necessary to get the "spill the beans" reference.

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rrjkr's avatar

A good spanking is in order.

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rrjkr's avatar

Princess Goya von Nepotism and the Slenderman. Love it Fatso better not count too much on the loyalty of this pair.

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Cat's Paw's avatar

What goes up ...

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Princess Goya von Nepotismperfect.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

If the NY FBI had ever done its job they would have been busted 20 years ago.

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jamcl3's avatar

If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Sez Fudd's first law. Keep pushing.

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Ghostshark1's avatar

Wonder if Jared's dad will lend him his shank?

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

I've-yanked-ya strikes me as the sort of person who's never had to wipe her own butt after dropping a log.

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