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Daniel's avatar

"Also, when you all stand before God how will you explain or excuse your sins?"

I'll point out that if it weren't for his shoddy garden design I wouldn't have been able to commit any of them.

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If he cancelled our sins on the cross, how are we still able to commit them?

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"We on the right are on the right because we hate abortion, want strong borders with vetted immigration, want lower taxes and want less government."

I mean, you want "less government" except for the part where you want government to intervene in women's healthcare, and where you want it to restrict access to the country and to detain people who enter it, and then deport them. You want "less government" except for the police you say you support, because "law and order"- two things apparently completely in accord with "less government".

Conservatives want policies that are bumper stickers, and which evoke things in them rather than actually benefit anyone. You want to believe in a self-image you have which doesn't stand up to even the slightest scrutiny.

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You’re probably right - I mean, they gave us FLOTUS 45 with no problem.

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McMaster a Globalist? He's not even Jewish.

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Wrong forum. Everyone here already unfriended their loony cousins.

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You sound like several other people I've cancelled. Here, EAT CANCELLATION!

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Also Dick Cheney, Kissinger and Shrub.

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Honeywagon in these parts.

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What's a Rail Margarita? Do you snort the salt?

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In the story or behind the bleachers?

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It would have been a good way to end Erik Prince.

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The best tequila I ever drank (and I've had a good deal) was home brew in a stone jug in Puerto Vallarta.

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It made money for them, didn't it?

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Death has not been kind to Farah Fawcett.

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As timorous Democrats so often do.