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oh man such a delight.

i had a supermodel cat we used to underscore with right said fred. my beautiful harry. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Perfect.

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Do we get to fence them in as the tide rises? That would settle the matter.

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Why is the ref wearing a one-strap bra? oO

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And now for the eldritch abomination created when two entirely different comedy universes collide: "Wink wink, nudge nudge, know-what-I-mean-Vern?"

ETA: Then Bear clicked the linky and realized this non-comment-response had gone off in a completely sideways direction. That is A SNACK!

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Mavis Beacon was my typing teacher, till I found out she wasn't really a typing teacher. Or real, at all. George Santos has much to answer for.

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Who am I to judge?

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Is the Lettuce going to win? Stay tooned!

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There's some parkland out by Yellowstone....

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My handsome uncle, in his 60s, is young for a Vernon. He always hated the name and, from early childhood, insisted on going by his middle name.

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There was a "Vern" who did porno films in the early 70's. This Vern Buchanan might be the same guy.

He starred in some classics, like "Peckerwood Nights" and "Debbie Does the Duck Blind", or maybe it was blind duck, or both.

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Leadership of Fools.

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Hunter Biden's penis from performing in Drag Queen Story Hour? https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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Too late. It was destroyed when they decided to support trump.

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Why couldn't THIS delightful post be Open Thread? ( I know, bitch, bitch, bitch...)

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I like how Vern watched the last three weeks of shit show from the front row and still thought he was gonna get the com chair he bought.

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