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fuflans's avatar

oh man such a delight.

i had a supermodel cat we used to underscore with right said fred. my beautiful harry. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Haha's avatar

Perfect.

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Maybe's avatar

Do we get to fence them in as the tide rises? That would settle the matter.

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Sleepmonger's avatar

Why is the ref wearing a one-strap bra? oO

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

And now for the eldritch abomination created when two entirely different comedy universes collide: "Wink wink, nudge nudge, know-what-I-mean-Vern?"

ETA: Then Bear clicked the linky and realized this non-comment-response had gone off in a completely sideways direction. That is A SNACK!

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resource NW's avatar

Mavis Beacon was my typing teacher, till I found out she wasn't really a typing teacher. Or real, at all. George Santos has much to answer for.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Who am I to judge?

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A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

Is the Lettuce going to win? Stay tooned!

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resource NW's avatar

There's some parkland out by Yellowstone....

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DLZebub's avatar

My handsome uncle, in his 60s, is young for a Vernon. He always hated the name and, from early childhood, insisted on going by his middle name.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

There was a "Vern" who did porno films in the early 70's. This Vern Buchanan might be the same guy.

He starred in some classics, like "Peckerwood Nights" and "Debbie Does the Duck Blind", or maybe it was blind duck, or both.

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Maybe's avatar

Leadership of Fools.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Hunter Biden's penis from performing in Drag Queen Story Hour? https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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Maybe's avatar

Too late. It was destroyed when they decided to support trump.

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Lil Snot's avatar

Why couldn't THIS delightful post be Open Thread? ( I know, bitch, bitch, bitch...)

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

I like how Vern watched the last three weeks of shit show from the front row and still thought he was gonna get the com chair he bought.

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