Last week, we got a nice note full of nonsense from a lawyer at Universal who claimed that our Bernie For The Future shirt, in which the role of Doc Brown is portrayed by a certain Socialist senator from Vermont, might confuse stupid Americans into being confused. Well! While we maintain that we have an excellent case for parody/fair use, it would be foolish of us to try to fight Universal's lawyer corps. That'd be like General Custer trying to fight Crazy Horse's warriors who numbered "more," except in that analogy we would be Custer, and the Universal lawyers would be Crazy Horse, and we think you will agree it should be the other way around, because WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS HERE AND THAT BASTARD CUSTER NEEDED KILLING.
Got my Bernie FTF t-shirt (and my Elizabeth Warrenova shirt) today, and I have to tell you, they are even more awesomer than they look on the screen. These two will no doubt be the foundation pieces of my eventual collection. And so it begins ...
Had to order the Bernie shirt in 4XL because the 2XLs were all gone and 1XLs don't cut it. So now I have a shirt that can double as a temporary shelter. Bonus!
In XXXXL size, I can't promise that the back of Bernie's hair will be backed up by my hard nipples. Hard elbows, maybe.
His finger are short, stubby, and vulgar. They can create a nice sort of girth when configured properly, and he's got the private sector experience of doing that for many years.
It's a pity in one respect, and one respect only, that we don't use chamber pots anymore. My mother told me that during WWII, when many working class and rural families were still using outhouses during the day and chamber pots at night (stored under the bed), that it was very popular to buy a chamber pot with the face of Hitler painted on the inside bottom. You could also get one with Tojo's face painted on the bottom. This allowed people to "piss on" Hitler and Tojo several times a day. These would be valuable collector's items today except for the fact that everyone who had one took great pleasure in smashing them to bits after the war ended. I would pay cash money for a chamber pot with Trump's face or Cruz's face or Carson's face painted on the bottom. But alas! I have high-tech flush toilets so I would never use them. On the other hand, I'm very glad I have indoor plumbing. But I would still buy one if I could find one.
How about a litter box with these guys faces painted on the inside? Then my cats could pee on them. Just a suggestion. . .
SCOG v IBM - on the one hand, even when you haven't got a leg to stand on (as was the case with SCOG), you can drag out litigation for years; on the other hand, eventually sufficient numbers of lawyers (as IBM have) will turn anyone into paste.
how about circumferentially endowed?
VERY positive reinforcement!!! I like where your head's at on this one.
You're going to fund the team of lawyers for them? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Point taken.
Although, you're not wrong. Also too, some of the arguments about fair use made me wonder if some of the bloggers from Popehat.com also wonk.
Got my Bernie FTF t-shirt (and my Elizabeth Warrenova shirt) today, and I have to tell you, they are even more awesomer than they look on the screen. These two will no doubt be the foundation pieces of my eventual collection. And so it begins ...
Had to order the Bernie shirt in 4XL because the 2XLs were all gone and 1XLs don't cut it. So now I have a shirt that can double as a temporary shelter. Bonus!
In XXXXL size, I can't promise that the back of Bernie's hair will be backed up by my hard nipples. Hard elbows, maybe.
Can't you find a "pro-boner" defense lawyer who would take this case for Wonkette and protect you from the mean movie studio?
Rent too damn high!!!!!!!!!!
Theres a bunch of other Etsy shops that are selling this shirt too. Dirty rat bastards
His finger are short, stubby, and vulgar. They can create a nice sort of girth when configured properly, and he's got the private sector experience of doing that for many years.
It's a pity in one respect, and one respect only, that we don't use chamber pots anymore. My mother told me that during WWII, when many working class and rural families were still using outhouses during the day and chamber pots at night (stored under the bed), that it was very popular to buy a chamber pot with the face of Hitler painted on the inside bottom. You could also get one with Tojo's face painted on the bottom. This allowed people to "piss on" Hitler and Tojo several times a day. These would be valuable collector's items today except for the fact that everyone who had one took great pleasure in smashing them to bits after the war ended. I would pay cash money for a chamber pot with Trump's face or Cruz's face or Carson's face painted on the bottom. But alas! I have high-tech flush toilets so I would never use them. On the other hand, I'm very glad I have indoor plumbing. But I would still buy one if I could find one.
How about a litter box with these guys faces painted on the inside? Then my cats could pee on them. Just a suggestion. . .
SCOG v IBM - on the one hand, even when you haven't got a leg to stand on (as was the case with SCOG), you can drag out litigation for years; on the other hand, eventually sufficient numbers of lawyers (as IBM have) will turn anyone into paste.
I shouldn't say but given your confession, I am Lucky Lawsuit, I appear at a jewish standup club every Tuesday.
So you'll be here all week? And don't forget to tip your server!
Also very handy if someone is trying to snoop your poop.
And what's her nom de cheval, since she obviously wonks?