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marxalot's avatar

next: legislation to introduce mandatory menstruation huts, but they’re just portapotties for the bleeders amongst us

I Stedman's avatar

This is one of those times that I like to remind homeopaths that every drop of water on the planet Earth is roughly a 7C dilution of Adolph Hitler's piss.

So if you take a homeopathic medication and suddenly feel like invading Poland and promoting Hermann Goering, now you know why.

Mr. Luxury Yacht's avatar

I didn't even have to read the whole article. She's such an embarrassment. She only seems to want to solve problems that don't exist and huff Trump farts.

Apparently a lot of my fellow IL15 residents think she's wonderful. She got twice as many votes in the R primary as the four D candidates in their primary combined. I'd like to think Jennifer Todd (D candidate) has a chance, but it's a slim one.

YaJagoff's avatar

Does this woman have any idea how many young guys blow a load while in the shower?

Russell Jones's avatar

Every wad a Holocaust unto itself!

satch's avatar

James Comer sez that he's glad to see ICE agents in airports because it drives Dems crazy. The sole purpose is trolling.

Joe Christmas's avatar

Same C you in Toledo who quoted Hitler and said banning Roe will save the white race.

Bat In The Belfry's avatar

Seems like a good place to post the details on Mary Miller’s opponent, Jennifer Todd:

https://www.jentodd2026.us/

IL-15 is about as red as it gets, so Todd has an extremely uphill climb. Miller however does approximately zero constituent service though, which might actually register on voters this year.

gene108's avatar

Seems like many elected Republicans do very little to no constituent service, but keep getting re-elected.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

They're too busy servicing their donors to bother with pleebs like those disgusting voters.

Queen Méabh's avatar

That kit looks very similar to the one they gave me 45 years ago when they thought I had kidney stones and wanted me to strain my urine every time I peed. I didn't actually have kidney stones, so it was a waste of time.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I would never, not in a million years, buy that “catch kit” from Amazon. You’ll be in a government database so fast…

Queen Méabh's avatar

I am having a literal Day From Hell. It started off bad, and got worse. I'm going to have a beer and go to bed and hide for the rest of the day.

Parakeetist's avatar

I thoroughly approve of thees decishun.

CzechJournalists's avatar

can't you just borrow from Maria Full of Grace and miscarry in the tub instead? whyfor the need for these "catch kits"? does she own a company (or maybe has a cousin) that makes them?

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Can we do the same thing but for weed gummies?

Snarfyguy's avatar

OT: Moby vs. The Kinks

Moby has pronounced "Lola" "gross and transphobic."

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/mar/23/kinks-guitarist-dave-davies-hits-back-at-moby-about-lola-transphobic

I know whose side I'm on.

Bat In The Belfry's avatar

It’s been a while, but isn’t the whole arc of the song our narrator overcoming his ignorance and being fully down with both Lola and his own identity?

Snarfyguy's avatar

I think the conclusion to the story is left to the listener’s imagination and the narrator just walks us through the encounter, is my take.

swmnguy's avatar

The lyrics are very ambiguous. It's unclear what the narrator does and doesn't know.

But he's pretty darned happy; happy enough to sing her name over and over on the outro...

swmnguy's avatar

I dare Moby to find a 55 year-old pop-culture take on the matter that's more in line with current sensibilities. I remember as a kid, many people disliked the song because it took such a positive attitude to the story and the character.

I would imagine that since 1970 a thing or two might have changed and the Kinks might not release that song today.

But they released it in 1970.

C'mon, Moby. Or rather, just go away.

Mr. Luxury Yacht's avatar

I wish the Kinks would release any new song today!!

swmnguy's avatar

So do I. But I don't think that's going to happen. And anything unreleased in their "basement tapes," well, if it didn't go on one of their '70s albums when they screwed up and had to make 3 albums a year to satisfy conflicting and overlapping contracts; well, it isn't very good.

Mr. Luxury Yacht's avatar

There have been reports that they are working on new material, but I'm not holding my breath. The Davies brothers are probably too old to fist fight, so maybe they could finish a song.

swmnguy's avatar

I'd pay for it, if only to complete my collection.

The Davies brothers are at the top of my list of people whose work has been very important to me, that I don't really want to meet. If they're assholes it would bum me out.

Snarfyguy's avatar

It was an anthem in Mrs. SG’s red-diaper summer camp when she was a kid.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Well, it put both Moby and The Kinks back in the news.

Oy!'s avatar

Natalie Portman's? 😃

Howard's avatar

I am much more worried about Trump's industrial size dumps (fueled by Big Macs & Filet of Fish sandwiches) that already broke the D.C.sewer system once. He should shit in a bucket that Stephen Miller would take home each day.

UVB-76's avatar

Mix equal parts kerosene and feces, stir with great vigor, and drop a lit match in it.

UVB-76's avatar

All along people have wondered if there's a method to tfg's madness.

He has a lifetime grudge against the faceless spectre of rejection he has faced all his life. No one likes him for reasons obvious to all. He wants payback for hurt feelings.

Donald Trump is out to destroy America.

Every entity that ever slighted him, real or perceived, will face his wrath.

This madman has been stalled on several fronts, but the Iran thing will lead to something he can't control.

We must stay positive, save our anger for things we can influence, be civil, and hold the line.

NoKings, next Saturday. Be there.

gene108's avatar

I think it was last week, Heather Cox Richardson noted that Trump’s always had people bail out of the messes he made, like his dad after casino bankruptcies, but there’s no one to clean up the mess with this war against Iran.

He’s flailing in this situation he’s never been in because he has very little to offer Iran.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

just....uuuuuugggghhhhhh!!! :/

and

yr smoking lamp

is lit also nao too