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He'll be so busy that day I think it will be just a matter of who has their red hat on. Because you know they'll all be wearing theirs!!!

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Jim Jones only planned suicide for himself and a few hundred brainwashed cult members, whereas Trump is forcing all of humanity to drink the Kool-Aid of irreversible ecocide which will result in global extinction.

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That's gonna be awesome when Lucifer "owns the libs." I wonder what issues he'll use as litmus tests to distinguish them from centrists? Recreational cannabis? A $13 minimum wage vs. a $15 minimum wage? I hope he think this through before the End Times.

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$$$$

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I was pretty intense with someone when I was in my late twenties. She had an uncle, go! go! go! this guy. Talked until his neck swelled and his face turned purple. Never exercised. Didn't drink much or smoke either for that matter. But fuck he ate like shit. I was so jealous...So he was overweight. He thought golfing four days a week would be enough exercise for him. He carted. I was convinced he would be one of those fuckers who would hang on forever, defy the odds, spit in the faces of those around him as he finally rid us of his presence at 99 years old. That bugged the fuck out of me. He bugged the fuck out of me.

He died two years later, just after the woman and I parted company. Aged 73.

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Sometimes that wave of disbelief just washes over me again. How can this gibbering buffoon be our president? We could have had the smart lady!

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Just ask the people of Pittsburgh what he did for Jews.

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I can only say I always call Netanyahu Nosferatu by mistake.

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"Well they're going to show up for me because nobody's done more for ... religion than I have."

Please, sir: tell me what you have done for the Muslims. Or the Hindus. Or anyone who isn't a fake christian, like yourself. And tell me, sir: what have you done for the thousands of (probably) Catholics streaming up from the nations to the south of us? Oh, yeah: you separated their families and put them in fence jails. Have you gone down to stand outside to hear their confessions yet?

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"... and the president was in rare form Thursday night."

What form would that have been, oh master of the cliche? I'm guessing he was holding his stomach in because there was a new woman on board.

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Yes. And that is more than sufficient to get them into bed.

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You mean Israelis? I'm pretty disenchanted with that bunch. Because they're bastards. Likud Party.

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They also buy American arms and shoot the browns.

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It's working just fine.

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Much enthusiastic. Very energy. So wow!

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Why are there no shortage of cock holsters in America?

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