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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I didn't know they were making another season of Arrested Development.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

We're thinking along the same lines.

Betcha Mueller knows a couple, three things about this.

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

There is no box unturned in the whole WH.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Vichyssoise your old man!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"Old Uncle Death?"

If that is what we are calling Jerry Hall these days, I'd prefer to stay living, thank you very much.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Please, please, please, let them show him how to change a tire.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

His "policy" is whatever he was told by the last person who talked to him. No wonder the White House is such a shitshow. Rasputin wannabes prowling the corridor outside the Oval Office, competing to get in last, must be an interesting spectacle.

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LucindathePook's avatar

After you, GastonNo, no, after you, Alphonse

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Aaaaannd here's yer sign https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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BadKitty904's avatar

I'm getting the very strong impression that, indeed, he does.

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rubikcube's avatar

Was the creepy bathrobe shot above Javier Bardem's inspiration for his character in No Country for Old Men? Yikes, was this before or AFTER Ivanka stopped by for some "burger time"? The coy look on his face and tell-tale ketchup stains suggest: after...

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

It's like they're playing some weird, incredibly stupid version of musical chairs. But the guys on Fox News have the advantage, as they have what passes for Trump's attention most of the day.

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Apple Scruff's avatar

Wow, Poot Lips at the press briefing on this, with Hallie Jackson ... when she cannot answer a question she'll just call the reporter ignorant and stupid. Every. time.

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Bob's avatar

Jetson! Youuuuuurrre FIRED!

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Bob's avatar

Hahaa Awesome!

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Bob's avatar

... something about lipstick on a pig

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