Because of the great dishonor now associated with being a United States military veteran under the Kenyan Usurper Barack Obama, the Pentagon decided to change Veterans Day to Nigel Tufnel Day -- you know, because it's 11/11/11 according to a particular reading of the Western calendar, and because Nigel Tufnel was a historical druid saint of the past who could take things all the way to 11.
Veterans Day Switched To More Fun Day…
Because of the great dishonor now associated with being a United States military veteran under the Kenyan Usurper Barack Obama, the Pentagon decided to change Veterans Day to Nigel Tufnel Day -- you know, because it's 11/11/11 according to a particular reading of the Western calendar, and because Nigel Tufnel was a historical druid saint of the past who could take things all the way to 11.