Veterans Day Switched To More Fun Day Honoring Spinal Tap Idiot
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Because of the great dishonor now associated with being a United States military veteran under the Kenyan Usurper Barack Obama, the Pentagon decided to change Veterans Day to Nigel Tufnel Day -- you know, because it's 11/11/11 according to a particular reading of the Western calendar, and because Nigel Tufnel was a historical druid saint of the past who could take things all the way to 11. And this, obviously, led to the "Arab Spring" government of Egypt to briefly stop killing protesters so it could close the Great Pyramid of the God King Pharoah Khufu, thanks to an "Internet campaign" against Internet rumors that unknown persons would conduct numerology rituals in Khufu's pyramid, because of 11/11/11. Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
Veterans Day Switched To More Fun Day Honoring Spinal Tap Idiot
Veterans Day Switched To More Fun Day…
Veterans Day Switched To More Fun Day Honoring Spinal Tap Idiot
Because of the great dishonor now associated with being a United States military veteran under the Kenyan Usurper Barack Obama, the Pentagon decided to change Veterans Day to Nigel Tufnel Day -- you know, because it's 11/11/11 according to a particular reading of the Western calendar, and because Nigel Tufnel was a historical druid saint of the past who could take things all the way to 11. And this, obviously, led to the "Arab Spring" government of Egypt to briefly stop killing protesters so it could close the Great Pyramid of the God King Pharoah Khufu, thanks to an "Internet campaign" against Internet rumors that unknown persons would conduct numerology rituals in Khufu's pyramid, because of 11/11/11. Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?