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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Poor Eric. You fell right into that booby trap. Poor Fox. What a great big booby hatch.

Sorry. I guess I couldn't think of anything clever.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Seeing as this is Wonket, guess we'll need pictures of both, or GTFO.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

A Muslim woman with an armed fighter jet. Fox's worst nightmare. ISIL's too, not that there's a coincidence.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Peen bandit, THAT IS <i>NOT OK.</i>

PsycWench's avatar

Remember, Fox talker people, an apology doesn't count, even in "real Americal",if it contains the words "if" or "but".

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...word to the wise, if you ever find yourself having to apologize for "jokes" you probably shouldn't be telling jokes

Martini Glambassador's avatar

And recipe-hub! Which reminds me, how does one make those lightly salted rat wangs again? I'd like to send those Dicks on the Air a lovely little gift.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Glerg, sorry, I stepped on your snark. Some days I really need to read the (not allowed!) comments more thoroughly before submitting.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

You've seen <em>Under The Dome</em>, yes?

Thicker than that one.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The only thing the Air Force would use these two for would be ballast.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You want to see boobs on the ground? Give me five minutes with Gutfield and Bolling.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

They live in a greater echo chamber than Yankee stadium.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I am using that everytime the situation arises...attributed of course.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Kinda funny...when a pilot launches a missle he/she says (depending on number of missle fired) Fox 1...Fox 2, etc. Fox 1 just hit Fox in its saggy old dick.

PsycWench's avatar

That apology is almost as bad as the original comment. "My remark was not intended to be disparaging of her, because we all know it's a fact that the ladies can't park and simply citing facts isn't insulting".

PsycWench's avatar

I have to admit that my heart swelled upon reading that letter, and again after posting it to Facebook to see how many people had shared it.