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SullivanSt's avatar

You say that as if that's a reason <em>not</em> to do it...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's a great day for Dicks.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He Who Must Not Be Blamed

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Seems like a waste of a perfectly good heart. He's not going to use it.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

We must stay strong and chant down Babylon together, brudda.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Here's a just released image from the operation: <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OjLv-xAV-QY/SCm8sA0Y-ZI...">http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A human skull with fleshlights for eye sockets?

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Bezoar's avatar

Hey, I've missed you. Please stay.

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Bezoar's avatar

Worse than you know; apparently, some years back the Chinese authorities rounded up thousands of practitioners or adherents of the Falun Gong movement, and imprisoned them, where they are kept until a wealthy customer for a kidney transplant comes along. Then they are typed and crossmatched, and the most suitable prisoner goes to the operating room and is murdered in the course of organ donation. In other words, the Chinese government appears to be complicit in systematic homicide for organ transplantation for profit. <a href="http://organharvestinvestig..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://organharvestinvestigation.net/">http://organharvestinvestig...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This surgery is obviously 12 years too late.

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Bezoar's avatar

You know, now that he needs to be maintained in a state of continuous immunosuppression, he lives on the razor's edge between rejection and infection/malignancy. And, the immunosuppressant drugs used will surely slowly destroy his renal function, leading to dialysis. And diabetes is also a looming near-certainty. The more he resists his death, the longer and more miserable and degraded his life will become. I guess maybe the Karma is getting him.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Breitbart's blood type was Everclear.

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PsycWench's avatar

And he'd have a sixth heart attack. And I might have my first.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

This is good news for unicorns.

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PsycWench's avatar

I definitely want no Republican organs implanted in me.

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chascates's avatar

He has vowed to continued. CNN quoted him as saying the amount of people who come up to him and tell him to remain in the race are 'remarkable'.

His wife, campaign staff, Tiffany consultant, etc.

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