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i hate ted cruz's avatar

The best flyer I've gotten so far thunders that Talarico said the law forcing schools to put the Ten Commandments in classroom is IDOLATROUS and UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!! !!!! Uh, well, yeah. It is. I actually can't think of a better description.

biff murphy's avatar

I guess when you hear the president of the United States say a senator has a nice ass and big meathooks that's not gay....Not at all.

Ryp's avatar

Ken Paxton had his tongue surgically attached to Trump’s anus. That’s the sort of bottom surgery MAGA gets excited about.

The Gulf Of Dirty Work's avatar

VP eyeliner got gay jokes.

eat a turkey leg, bitch ..

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

I'm wearing my "I'm a Talafreako" shirt to rags, bro.

NABear's avatar

This is a hilarious reversal from several months ago when the same chuds were trying to make something nefarious out of his conaensual relationships with women in and around Texas state government.

John Santos's avatar

"Now they are trying to insinuate that he is secretly trans or secretly gay, either of which would really only make sense if he were a Republican."

Urmm... Every accusation is a confession. Paxton is a Republican. That means he is definitely secretly trans or secretly gay. Let's make him deny it so every other Republican thinks he is. (Sorry, actual trans or gay people, good people won't vote against him for either of those reasons. They will vote against him because he is a corrupt fascist asshole.)

Goin Green's avatar

Don't matter if he's a he or she's a she or both are they... they're all a idiot!

John Santos's avatar

"... but he was the best attorney general in the country, perhaps.”

Absolutely, the best that money can buy!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Donnie got a pretty good bang for his buck from Pam Bondi.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

In an interview on 60 Minutes, Barry Goldwater was asked about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

His response was that he didn't care how limp your wrist was, if you could wrap your finger around a trigger and were willing to serve your country, you were good to go.

These guys are more regressive than Barry Goldwater.

counterlife's avatar

I know. Goldwater sounds like a sane moderate next to these creeps and the entirety of the modern Republican (oligarch whoring, MAGA) Republican party.

Stephen St John's avatar

Goldwater warned us about the dangers of religion in politics, too.

kckitty's avatar

Good grief, who thinks up this stuff???

Also Mrs. Paxton had some cleavage happening in her video! That's okay with right-wingers?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's to draw attention to the cross.

eo's avatar

I'm sure they're only staring at her Texas necklace.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

She seems to be an attractive person. Wonder why she is supporting such creeps.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

She went out and started the car like a good mob wife so he could dash out and jump in and avoid the process server.

VwllssWndr's avatar

It's okay as long as they're Republicans. Guilfoyle was giving lap dances and Pat Robertson was praising Melania's nude photos as a celebration of the female form. It was Michelle Obama's bare arms that were scandalous.

eo's avatar

Because they could see that her guns were bigger than theirs were.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

What the fuck is the US agency for global media?

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I didn't realize the woman urging folks in TX to elect the (R) team on that commercial was Paxton's wife. I did find it an odd sort of sell, since republicans have been in control of TX for decades and they really can't claim to have improved anything, in fact the evidence of their priorities is a broken public school system and crumbling infrastructure. "Stick with the team" isn't very compelling.

Kel Varnsen's avatar

Says cross dressing eye liner wearing couch humper

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm not comfortable lumping none-couch humping cross-dressing eye-liner types in with JD Vance.

Pexas Teat's avatar

...who has definitely had Peter Thiel's dick in his mouth...

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And being a billionaire, you know it's impressive.

Pexas Teat's avatar

The sadism that made Thiel a billionaire was put to creative use in his sexual humiliation of JD Vance.

CzechJournalists's avatar

i have noticed a slight uptick in the 'something about taxes' ads against both James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa this week. there's a tendency for numbers like tax increases in the trillions of dollars range because billions isn't scary anymore.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

I have a surprisingly sensitive dog. She gets very troubled when that Angela Paxton ad comes on and I start fucking SCREAMING at the TV.

'...YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!! HE'S FUCKING OTHER WOMEN!! HE'S FUCKING THEM!!! HE'S LETTING PEDOPHILES OUT OF JAIL YOU FUCKING USELESS DUMBASS!!!" (etc)

Wife gets mad at me for upsetting the dog, and it all goes downhill from there.

Nacho Librul's avatar

Upsetting the dog is also a bridge too far in our home.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Does the dog not like her voice?

Chino Cherokee's avatar

No.

Nor does the dog like her face.

Nor her cheating, deformed-faced husband.

Nor.....

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

Tell wife it’s Mrs Paxton, not your screaming.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

J.D. Vance needs to go to hell.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Do you know what Usha Vance's personal Hell would be (if her religion believed in a personal Hell)?

Being married to JD Vance.