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Um, No. No I don't. So, do please send photos, or evacuate the premises.

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So she's running on the platform of home-schooled masturbation? Vouchers for kids to attend charter masturbation schools?

I think she needs to flesh this idea out some.

*Blink* *Gag*

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Good point. Until Christians <i>act</i> like Christians instead of selfish dicks, Christianity will remain a magick show for VJ and others like her.

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Oh, come on. You made that number up.

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exp(2 pi f t) if I were on the fence.

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“We can’t stop here, this is bat country”

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Jackson said. "I went to the dentist recently..."

Anyone else expect her to say that a Bible was found in her mouth?

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Pete "Rimmer" LaBarbera?

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And, apparently, dentistry.

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The state doesn't have a department of mental health, just a department of religious health.

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<i>pull themselves up by their bootstraps</i>

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Sounds painful.

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Mary Magdalene?

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Judge Reinhold in <i>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</i>?

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I sometimes will brush up on how others go about it, by watching some videos. Continuing Education, and all that.

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<i>"“I don’t really want to beg for money from anybody; I hope to do it the old-fashioned way – word of mouth,”</i>

I was unaware that these were mutually exclusive. I am pretty sure I've used my mouth to beg once or twice.

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Is there any chance that V-Jack is a very successful example of Poe's law? I just can't believe anyone this divorced from reality could live without caretakers.

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