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I fully expect to learn, within the coming year, that all of the commissioners have started drinking heavily.

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With fully 18% of the voters believing that VeeJay is qualified to hold elective office, Williamson County has a serious public mental health crisis on its hands. Something is eating peoples' brains, and the CDC should investigate before it spreads.

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It must have been those wascally black Democrat voters.

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Is a block of concrete stupider than Doocey?

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This could be the only known violation of Rule 34, because survival of the internet.

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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I kind of hope it was either Judy or Betsy.

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And you'll have <strike>calfs</strike> quads like cantaloupes.

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Such is the curse of being a humorously hateful juggernaut of a snark mob. On one hand you might occasionally reach some voters and help them realize what shitmuffins their elected crazypants officials are. On the other hand, those same crazy mofos are the source of 2/3rds of the content on the site. It is indeed a conundrum.

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I typically don't worry about the future employment prospects of defeated Teatards, but VickJack and Campfield are too stupid even to be considered for Faux pundit jobs.

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There have been reports, after all, of Tennesseeans of color voting in the primary, after all.

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Good luck V-Jay, because that Williamson County bubble is just about totally impenetrable. Those people just believe what they want to believe.

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VJ accompanied by ukelele...

Don't cry for me Williamson County The truth is I never left you All through my wild days My mad existence I kept my promise Now keep your distance

Have I said too much? There's nothing more I can think of to say to you But all you have to do Is look at me to know I'm wrong about Agenda 21 and Common Core and Obama and everything.

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Don't bet on it.

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Not even <i>Tennessee</i> Republicans. That's got to hurt.

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First, they came for the SUVs, and I said nothing, because, you know, fuck SUVs. Then...

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