This story supported by a grant from the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for Oil Spills, Fracking, and Astroturfing. In another stirring victory over the forces of Big Government, a proposal to upgrade the Colorado National Monument into a full-fledged National Park
If the ruination and damage doesn&#039;t really show up until you are gone off this earth, what&#039;s the harm?
Write a song Rimrock Candy Mountain play it in B flat
&quot;But mainly me.&quot;
Well, they have mini-peens, so Mini-true is a natural sequel.
And since the river now dries up before ever reaching the sea, the runoff won&#039;t matter at all. Win-Win!
&quot;System&quot; is probably the one that really bothers them. And &quot;National&quot; gets almost as much side-eye as &quot;Socialist&quot; these days.
Maybe we should just let them use up all the water and suffer the consequences. When they&#039;re gone, the Feds can take over.
We should put fluoride in fracking water (if it isn&#039;t in there already) and see how they respond.
What we need are National Industrial Parks where the 13th and 14th amendments don&#039;t apply.
I think the GOP should campaign on bringing back good old-fashioned slavery.
...I&#039;m sure that the $11,000 in fines that the FRAKIng companies may or may not pay after they poison all the groundwater in Colorado will be enough to buy all the citizens a thimble full of drinking water!
...so the Teapublicans don&#039;t want fluoride in their water but industrial FRAKing run-off, that is perfectly fine!!!
&quot;Hey, what the fucking fuck?&quot; -Teddy Roosevelt
And that thar silly &quot;Grand Canyon&quot; ditch thingy would be an <i>ideal</i> place to store precious stuff like nukular waste, fracking runoff, and coal mine slurry. Make some use of it.
And them thar Redwoods, why they&#039;s just sitting thar...where&#039;s my chainsaw, Elmer?
Sue Ing&#039;s <i>Friends Fracking Friends #12 - Deep Drilled Canyons</i>
Humans are little more than a horde of locusts, devouring everything in sight.
Can I start a &quot;Friends of Scott Tipton&quot; website? You know, so I can then devote all the bandwith to calling him a clueless, corrupt, venal waste of space?