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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Remember when your mom was pretty? Yeah, me neither. Go away you little tick.

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The Quirk's avatar

It's pronounced HAY-Zoos.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I heard there's one in Bemidji Don't say who told you about it, Sir.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I think it is to not offend the fundies - skin tone hose are the mark of a harlot, obvs.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It's cool, a little mescaline and viagra will re-light your fire. Use the fire to set your eyes alight, it'll dull the pain.

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Bezoar's avatar

I actually attended a lunchtime surgical research seminar once that was catered by Hooters. Word had leaked out and the attendance was huge. Unfortunately, the only Hooters employee who showed up looked like a homeless guy, and the food was awful. A lot like what they serve in their restaurants, actually.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

That'd explain a lot.

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fuflans's avatar

they need to cross that with waist size.

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fuflans's avatar

i meant to say this earlier: she and perry just give me the willies. the certainty, the righteousness, the willingness to ignore everyone who is not the same.

these people are so palpably unqualified to be president of these vast and varied united states.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

If God looks like Michael Clarke Duncan, I'm gonna have to start going to church again.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can you get diabetes from too much Jesus?

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fuflans's avatar

god i thought EXACTLY the same thing. i don't usually listen to any bachmann vids (for the sanity) but today i got distracted by comments and didn't want to lose my place to shut her up and next thing i know i've lost my mind from the MN shrill.

seriously she gives snowbilly a run for the money.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Wonder Bread?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm not one of those snooty elitist intellectuals who's actually read the Bible, so maybe the wisdom of the wonkette can help me.

MB says "praise the creator of the universe, our lord and savior, Jesus Christ". I thought God created the universe in 6 days (then rested on the 7th). A few thousand years later, he knocks up Mary. Jesus is born (half-man, half-god, like Hercules) and preaches his hippie stuff.

So is MB incorrectly giving Jesus credit for creation? Like saying Paul Revere wanted a lower capital gains tax? Or did Jesus create the universe and his Dad? I'm confuzed.

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