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I'm stating to turn white down there myself and I'm only 32. Ack, better find a mate and procreate!

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Some women are really turned on by the whiskers, others not so much.

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...his choice of facial hair says "Colonel Sanders" but that shoe waving is screaming "Nikita Khrushchev"! I'm confused! ?!?!

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You mean "any" diversity is the kind they need, right?

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I'm glad you made the very fine distinction calling her an impersonator instead of "Fake Sarah Palin."

The latter only seems like you're being a little wordy, or redundant.

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so far from what i can see, Jimmy McMillan is the most sensible person to attend cpac.

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