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Awesome sauce!!!

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(a) I ask for video and, boom, the Wonkette giveth.

(b) What a sad sack lightweight...I did the balancing thing better on moving Metro after happy hour than this asshat...two weeks after surgery that continues to leave me walking like granny forgot her walker. HH is part of my rehab, don't judge.

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From the story of the spy Robert Hanssen we know these are gateway acts, which culminate in buying the stripper a car so that she can go to church.

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I notice during the eye test, Mecklenborg seems to be standing at about 20 degrees off vertical. Is the gravitational field different where he is? Perhaps he could try that as a defense strategy. "It's the Earth's fault!"

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Give the guy a break. Can't you see he's trying to flee to a Holiday Inn with a prostitute?

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18 minutes! Can’t you just point to the spot where he pukes on the trooper’s shoes then gets tazed?

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