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Yeah, watch that video if you're having any vestigial twitches of empathy for her.

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So I guess Mike Melito is not working pro bono while he defends America and the profession of law?

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She had over $37,000 as of 5 minutes ago. That's probably the entire remainder of the DeSantis campaign fund.

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First rule of Christianity, you are not allowed to hate anyone for any reason. To do so is to hate Christ. "Whatever you do onto these , even the least of my Brethren, you do unto me" Wouldn't it be nice if "Christians" understood this?

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Unfortunately, what they "understand" is more along the lines of "We must make the whole world behave so Jesus can provide us a nice place to go after we're dead"

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"nice"? it would be fucking UNBELIEVABLE.

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Jebus weeps. He gonna tip some tables soon.

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First rule of Christ Club: tell everyone about Christ Club

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Which leads to "Fight Club." in my neighborhood.

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Word on the street is that Trump will surrender himself to the Fulton County officials during the first Republican Presidential Primary Debate, forcing the media to cover him rather than the debate.

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He's been clenching his sphincter a long time waiting for that punch-bowl.

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Be worth watching if he is not granted bail. He might be a flight risk

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Just go ahead and represent yourself, Jenna! You know law, right? What could go wrong?

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the lawyer who represents themselves has a fool for a client.... oh, wait, sorry, never mind!

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Thanks for the clincher.

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I'm no legalist, but antagonizing a co-conspirator who was in on all the behind the scenes criming seems like a bad idea.

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Nah.....Jenna sees herself moving up the GQP food chain. She'll never turn on Trumpelforeskin.....maybe Rudy and Sidney. In a few years she can explain away the 'DeSantis Curious' phase of her young self. "I only licked his butt once......just to see what it was like".

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"I never inhaled."

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I'm waiting for the Onion headline: Trump flips in Georgia case, "it's all Jenna Ellis's fault"

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I would not be surprised to find that Trump thinks that's his hole-card.

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Getting thrown under the bus by TFG/PAB had to be stressful. Who could have foreseen that?

I mean who else besides the various coffee boys, former governors of NJ, business partners, various lawyers, White House chiefs of staff from A to Z, party operatives in the Senate and House and just about anyone who pays even the slightest attention to any news about him. It seems to be a reliable and recurring pattern of behavior.

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The Treason Party members know what they know, and will not be influenced by your silly liberal evidence or reason. If experience tells you your Messiah in an ill-fitting suit is a piker, a four flusher and a cheat, well, so much the worse for experience. His lies are so called because he sees through the veil to the Real, Ultimate Truth, which can be perceived only by a prophet anointed by the Lord and his chosen ones. Paying your debts, keeping your fucking grubby paws to yourself, obeying the laws of the land, none of these petty mortal concerns apply to the God-Emperor of the internet trolls.

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This is supposed to be her "Christian faith":

Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, they have their reward. But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth, that thine alms may be in secret, and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.

Matthew 6:1-4

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Growing up a nice, religious boy, I couldn't let my left hand know what my right hand was doing. Do you have any idea what my right hand was doing?

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I have a feeling that part isn't in Jenna Ellis's Christian sect's bowdlerized version of the Bible. And even if it is, it's kind of irrelevant, since the miscellaneous "Christian" churches of these types don't actually require their tithers to read the Bible at all.

Makes you wonder what Martin Luther went to the mat for all those centuries ago.

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All the sedavacantists who think Pope Francis is a dirty commie because he said "help the poor"

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1,067 people already sent prayers?

Problem solved!

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Hardly room left for my overflowing derision, but one has an obligation to try.

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GoFundYourself

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Jenna is welcome to go fuck herself.

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Yasssss

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Jen's left standin' on the platform as the gravy train departs the station.

Won't someone buy her a season rail pass?

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