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Lorber is a mini-cut out. These people launder information the way they launder money.

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Thanks for the clarification. I never would’ve guessed you are Don Don’s father. Dunce.

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So you didn’t call daddy right away

You called him that night.

RUSSIA PROBE OVER TAKE THAT LIBTARDS.

meanwhile, putin’s Bitch is just pulling us out of nuclear treaties negotiated by Reagan. Nbd.

Also heard around the White House: “wait which one is don jr? Beavis? Butthead? Or the hot one.” “Sir you have five kids”

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Wait, NASCAR? OH MY GOD. What if the NRA laundered money through NASCAR for Trump?

That would be, like, the white trash trifecta right there.

Oh, and when are the Trump kids ('n Kush) going to realize that their father will personally throw each and every one of them under the bus? Yes, even Ivanka, if he has to.

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If this shit ends up taking down NASCAR, I will consider it justice for all the times races on Fox preempted new episodes of The Simpsons in the 90s.

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The national IQ will go up accordingly.

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The calls wernt made to him....but it could have been a conference call that he was on.

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I always tell people that NASCAR is now the true american sport. Its loud, wasteful, dirty, full of commercials and pointless.

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How many white trash trifectas are there?Let’s see...

Going into debt to buy a Dodge Ram/Fake country music/Voting against your own best interests

Shadetree wrenching/Watery rice beer/Being obese

Meth/Truck nuts/Food court thanksgiving dinners

There’s got to be more.

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Imagine Junior’s face on Stone’s little, tiny pinhead.

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Notice how no one calls the NHL when they are committing treason.

Reason 1,389 why hockey is awsome.

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And has more crackers than the Keebler’s warehouse

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Go Habs!

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Don't forget racism/misogyny/homophobia!

That one's a classic.

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Pff. Next you’ll tell us that Junior has never cheated on his wife to be just like Daddy.

As if...

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I love Montreal just as much as i love the Pens.

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