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I'd be in the same boat if our liberal governor hadn't made it possible for Illinois citizens to sue if they are fired due to testing positive for marijuana.

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oh man. that was me last night. 3 AM to 9 AM couldn't lift my head off the bathroom except to barf.

i think mine was food.

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technically the beast was the beast under bamz as well.

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Please sip fluids, rehydrate, and if possible partake of some bland sustenance in order to strengthen yourself. Having suffered a nasty, KFC induced agony of salmonella poisoning myself, you have NOTHING but my utter and absolute empathy.

Is someone available to fetch some Pedia-Lyte and perhaps ginger ale from the store for you?

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oh you're so lovely. i'm actually ok. rolled off the couch at 11 and was able to suck down a lemon ice. mr fuflans is out getting food right now.

yeah, that was a miserable few hours.

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We barely have any National security to advise *about!* 😒

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Just another crime. Add it to the list. Fuck the Virus. I plan on livinglong enough to see every one of those miserable criminals held accountable.

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Translation of the 2020 performance review: LTC [Y.] Vindman continually refused to be a political stooge and repeatedly tried to raise ethics issues that we would prefer stayed unrevealed. Despite recurring warnings that "It's Chinatown, Jake", LTC [Y.] Vindman continued to promote moral values that are no longer relevant in this administration.

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I hope the worst is over, and you're on the upswing now.Take care and HYDRATE!!

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I demand VENGEANCE on behalf of these adorable and honorable lieutenant colonel twins IMMEDIATELY

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It seems that the earliest papyrus of Revelations has it as 616, and a subsequent mistranslation was used in the newer manuscripts. I think it's ironic that all the numerology that linked instances of 666 to the Beast is provably wrong (not that numerology is ever anything but accidentally right.)

At times I've used a Sharpie (the marking pen of the Beast) to mark 616 on my forehead at Halloween to see how many fundamental Christians got it. To date no one has, which does not speak well for the scholarship of fundamental Christians.

Incidentally, Sharpie ink is solved with acetone or ethanol. Acetone isn't all that good for you and ethanol is better used elsewhere.

A conundrum, to be sure.

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My eldest was a twin, but the twin aborted at about 2.5 months. I thought I'd had a complete miscarriage and was heart broken, but then a check up a week later showed a nice strong heart beat. The survivor is in his 40s now.

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by theInequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furiousAnger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will knowMy name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

-Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson

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Gentle hugs for you. Hope you feel better soon.

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I think a Biden election will be a boon for defense attorneys defending dozens, if not hundreds of Trump administration officials. The problem is that many of the lower level staff will not have the hundreds of thousands of dollars needed to defend themselves of indefensible acts they actually witnessed. When offered probation instead of ten years, many will opt to testify openly and honestly. Add in the peons not actually involved in coverups, but with knowledge of them but afraid to talk earlier, will be coming out the woodwork when an honest Attorney General is in office.

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These two are really not into getting led into temptation. 23rd Psalm - Thou leadest me in the paths of the righteous Vindmans.

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