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malsperanza's avatar

The Review of Questionable Combinations: I believe that journal used to be called the National Review until truth in advertising lawsuits forced them to change it.

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Especially the ones who stand outside abortion clinics with photos of mutilated babies.

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Lots of opportunities for pedophilia here:

Virginia LEERSAT Kids First

Virginia PICKUP Kids First

etc.

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malsperanza's avatar

Can you clarify in what way this differs from Houston, Mobile, or Columbia SC?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't overdo the pondering -- unless you use lube.

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bobbert's avatar

1. Sadly, you are right.

2. You are right.

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bobbert's avatar

Evidently, you have to involve criminals.

I'm not so sure about this.

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bobbert's avatar

I live in a small Cali foothills town, with no movie theaters, no bowling alley, nothing.

A big time here is the annual chili cookoff. I will think better thoughts about it going forward.

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bobbert's avatar

Seriously, teh Wonket could probably put up an article that was nothing more than a headline saying "Ken Cuccinelli", and get a hundred comments.

I'd probably be good for twenty my own self.

This guy is a galactic-class fuckbrain. He makes Mcauliffe look like a better alternative.

Fuck me.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Given the GOPtards' plans for the food stamp program, you could send a message with

Virginia STARVES Kids First

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Misdemeanor Sodomy" doesn't thrill me at all.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm willing to concede at least one scientific fact:

People finding out that you voted for Cuccinelli will damage all of your future relationships.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“Having an abortion will damage all of your future relationships.”</i>

I wonder what else could damage all future relationships...

Giving birth to a rape baby will damage all your future relationships. Getting a divorce will damage all your future relationships. Getting shot by George Zimmerman will damage all your future relationships.

I'm sure Ken has scientific advice about those from ALEC or Heritage or out of his ass.

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PsycWench's avatar

with instructions?

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PsycWench's avatar

That would be "Chemical Love Canal" Bob Marshall. Also "incest can be voluntary" Bob Marshall and "handicapped children are a punishment for abortion" Bob Marshall.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Worst case of vagina fear ever!

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