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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Eh, close enough." - God.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Polite people take pains to keep all of that just within the family.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Hmm. That reminds me -- after the Great Flood, the only people left on Earth were Noah and the members of his family. And yet the Earth was eventually repopulated. Know what I'm getting at here?

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

My cousin in Alabama, a right wing Southern Baptist of the worst kind, had an abortion in high school so the families would not be embarrassed that she and her boyfriend had...um...fornicated. She went on to have two reasonably normal kids. So either this guy is full of crap or Southern Baptists get a pass.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

We're gonna need a lot of Panko then...

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Hey, why the hell are you dragging me into this?" - God

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think it means Dad was also <i>Uncle Dad,</i> and he is really glad to be here, and he's going to make sure that there can always be more like him.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Why do people like this guy exist? One of the skygods punishments?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"And that is why it's always OK for you to mock those children, Bobby. God is punishing a slutty slut."

The Quirk's avatar

<i>Marshall then challenged Watkins to a debate.</i>

Shoulda challenged him to a fist-fight like a real man.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>It’s a special punishment, Christians would suggest.</i>

Umm, y'know. When you can substitute the word "Christian" with the word "asshole" or "bigot" and the statement means the exact same thing, you tend to get the impression that Christ's actual message is pretty much lost on that group.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Did his mom tell him that?

PubOption's avatar

Doesn't inbreeding also increase the probability of having a disabled babby? Let's have some consistency, Bob.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Bob Marshall's mother must have had many abortions.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"Virginia Democrats are reportedly looking forward to Marshall winning his GOP primary."</i> Watching the GOP circle the drain is sort of calming, actually.