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The Quirk's avatar

She doesn't need to inherit; Conflict Of Interest will provide.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Crymea River.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Elephant liver is also tasty with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I sure hope that she got that awful hatchety bitchface look in the picture because someone had just told her to "Please choke on a bag of white cheddar walrus scrotums" only a moment before, but I am pretty sure her face is always like that.

Today is disappointing.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

She looks like a cross between Dame Edna and the Chicken Lady from Kids in the hall, only less attractive.

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schmannity's avatar

It cost her $175 per year and it still took her 7 years to scare up the scratch?

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schmannity's avatar

The Jesse Helms wing of the North Carolina Republican party is alive and well.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I thought Virginia was for lovers.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She paid for college with royalties on the phrase "crazy like a Foxx".

The minimum wage was $1.15/hour in 1961. She could have earned her annual tuition and fees in about 250 hours -- about a summer of full time work. Today's UNC annual tuition and fees total $7000, with minimum wage at $7.25 it will take a student about 1000 hours -- six months of full time work. The UNC web site says to expect annual costs to rise about $400 each year. The costs go up by more than Ms Foxx paid (in unadjusted dollars).

I learned all this in 5 minutes with google. What's her excuse?

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