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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think he wants someone to 'shoot' him in his 'eye' too.

Fartknocker's avatar

This douche confirms that Twatter is nothing more than a weapon of mass distraction.

I wonder why we haven't heard from Wasilla Rose and Bristol Brisket Thighs? Ya know, for freedom and more Toby Keith/Lee Greenwood songs.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So Osama gets to party with 72 people from Richmond? I'm confused.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sounds like someone has a pre-existing condition. Too bad this will disqualify him from Virgina's Obama-proofed health case system.

fuflans's avatar

that's so funny ken!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe more of an Avaulta Twitter Mesh?

Mind the erosion, though.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Could there be any more proof that Scott Walker is closely tied to the Koch brothers?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So the punchline is: "I wish my anus had fewer miles on it, for Bin Laden!" (?)

Good joke... I guess. Probably hits too close to home for his co-workers and friends that have to deal with his constant butt leakage.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

This is strictly mangina country.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Are you saying there are only 72 bloodlines in all of Virginia, I buy that, What does West Virginia have, 2?

MissusBarry's avatar

The bar? Seems like the kind of thing the Commonwealth wouldn't require [and the voters might disdain] as a qualification for the position.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I know a bunch of gheys are partial to arab guys. But I think they mostly draw the line at crazy, religious, terrorist freaks though.

schmannity's avatar

Why isn't drunk tweeting against the law in Virginia?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

We know what you meant Ken.