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Oh, the shrinkmanity!

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I think he wants someone to 'shoot' him in his 'eye' too.

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This douche confirms that Twatter is nothing more than a weapon of mass distraction.

I wonder why we haven't heard from Wasilla Rose and Bristol Brisket Thighs? Ya know, for freedom and more Toby Keith/Lee Greenwood songs.

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So Osama gets to party with 72 people from Richmond? I'm confused.

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Sounds like someone has a pre-existing condition. Too bad this will disqualify him from Virgina's Obama-proofed health case system.

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that's so funny ken!

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Maybe more of an Avaulta Twitter Mesh?

Mind the erosion, though.

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Could there be any more proof that Scott Walker is closely tied to the Koch brothers?

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So the punchline is: "I wish my anus had fewer miles on it, for Bin Laden!" (?)

Good joke... I guess. Probably hits too close to home for his co-workers and friends that have to deal with his constant butt leakage.

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This is strictly mangina country.

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Are you saying there are only 72 bloodlines in all of Virginia, I buy that, What does West Virginia have, 2?

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The bar? Seems like the kind of thing the Commonwealth wouldn't require [and the voters might disdain] as a qualification for the position.

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I know a bunch of gheys are partial to arab guys. But I think they mostly draw the line at crazy, religious, terrorist freaks though.

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Why isn't drunk tweeting against the law in Virginia?

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We know what you meant Ken.

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