Al Gore, besides inventing the Internet and lying constantly about that thing he said that was 100 percent correct, is also responsible for other terrible crimes against humanity. Do you know what they are? They are taking facts, like that the sea levels are rising, and making them terrible words only liberals use. Yes, the state of Virginia, in studying what to do about rising sea levels, has taken the words "sea level rise" out of its report on rising sea levels, because "sea level rise" is "left-wing." Oh sweet Virginia. What would we here at Wonket HQ do without you and your bastard idjit brothers, like North Carolina, which already sort of did
This exact argument (well, without acknowledging that the conspired-against (conspiritees?) are fucktards and imbeciles, appears in the comments thread of the linked article.
My favorite (bar) part of the article is the headline, which tells (implicitly) us that "sea level rise" is a "buzzword". Always nice to have some thoughtful analysis from the Fourth Estate.
So if sea level rise is not a thing, you'll be perfectly OK with us burying you up to your head about a foot inland from the high tide mark from, say, 1980, won't you, Del. Stolle?
I'm not surprised by this. I glanced at today's Arizona Republic, which has an article about flouridation of water. The wingnut comments are absolutely priceless. General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove would be proud.
Actually, it's even actual science -- there is some subsidence happening, which of course makes the flooding even worse.
This exact argument (well, without acknowledging that the conspired-against (conspiritees?) are fucktards and imbeciles, appears in the comments thread of the linked article.
My favorite (bar) part of the article is the headline, which tells (implicitly) us that "sea level rise" is a "buzzword". Always nice to have some thoughtful analysis from the Fourth Estate.
Doesn't appear to be working )-;
The Confe-DUH-racy.
<blockquote>oh, fuck it, I can&#039;t go on.</blockquote>
I&#039;m starting to wonder whether their plan is to flood our brains with so much fucking stupid we all just off ourselves to end the pain.
They don&#039;t mean you <i>can not</i> explain it. They mean YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM EXPLAINING IT.
What are you talking about? Dude, it&#039;s the RED planet!
Well, that&#039;s at least as effective as renaming rising sea levels, so yeah, that&#039;ll obviously work. Bravo!
See, I&#039;m not Debbie Downer <em>all</em> the time.
Andrew Breitbart was just stirring up discussion.
Sarah Palin was just letting someone else take a turn at being governor.
Frank Luntz is just polishing turds.
Pope Clement VI?
So if sea level rise is not a thing, you&#039;ll be perfectly OK with us burying you up to your head about a foot inland from the high tide mark from, say, 1980, won&#039;t you, Del. Stolle?
I&#039;m not surprised by this. I glanced at today&#039;s Arizona Republic, which has an article about flouridation of water. The wingnut comments are absolutely priceless. General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove would be proud.
&quot;Weather sneezes&quot;
Santa Claus?