Good heavens, your Wonkette can barely keep up with the hijinx our moral police are getting themselves into, as they bedevil legislatures and statehouses nationwide.
I have real doubts that these Virginia legislators have heartbeats. We need to make sure that they do. I propose that we use the best technology available, and mandate trans-urethral (cystoscopic) ultrasound.
You know...for a group of people that hate Muslims as much as they hate abortions, they're doing a pretty good job of Shariaizing this country.
â«Send in the Burkas...there ought to be Burkas...forget it, they're hereâ«
I am fairly confident that they wouldn't enjoy the "front door" entry. Cystoscope the pricks.
Wow...this would be a supreme example of the Law of Unintended Consequences at work.
Dateline: VA has highest rate of deafness in the nation. VA senator boasts of number of abortions prevented.
Unless VA makes it illegal to cross state lines to get an abortion.
We're all in for some unwanted rectal penetration, Richmond style.
Santa Claus? Yes, Virginia.
I have real doubts that these Virginia legislators have heartbeats. We need to make sure that they do. I propose that we use the best technology available, and mandate trans-urethral (cystoscopic) ultrasound.
You know...for a group of people that hate Muslims as much as they hate abortions, they're doing a pretty good job of Shariaizing this country.
â«Send in the Burkas...there ought to be Burkas...forget it, they're hereâ«
"Unwanted Vaginal Penetration." or "Rape"...tomato tomahto.
Let's call this whole thing off.
Today's GOP: Less government in your lives...more government in your womb.