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Good catch, even if you do live nearby.

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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I've never found out where, and I'm damned good at all aspects of protesting: sign making, organizing, marching, even KNITTING.

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I did get snacks. Before the women's march, at the nearby synagogue where we met, there was a special "for marchers" table with fruit and other portables. It was a special table because they'd laid out a huge spread for both congregants and marchers, including challah and wine.

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Also, too, not born here.

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Oh, they thought they were so clever in 2009 when they organized their people to shit all over Democrats at their townhalls about the Affordable Care Act. It never occurred to them tat they could one day be on the receiving end of that treatment.

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Unless that month has an R in it.

Or a vowel.

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I'd buy that for a dollar!

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Doesn't flossing help?

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Too bad Donnie doesn't drink. He'd die for that Amontillado.

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Reminds me of the Sherminator from American Pie.

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Jesus. I put in Columbus, Ohio, and the nearest swing district is Michigan's 7th District. Evidently, that swing animal does not exist in Ohio.

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I dated a guy who told me I should get rid of my dog (half lab/half shepard) because the boyfriend (alleged!!!) didn't care for my companion and guard. A few weeks went by and I told the guy I was getting rid of him. Imagine the look on the boyfriends face when he realized "him" meant him and not my beloved "Sam".

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i have been trying to get something like this out of jan schawkowsky for weeks.

bless.

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Literally the only thing I have ever heard about George Soros is that RWNJs think he pays people to demonstrate/riot/vote against Republicans. Did not know he wasn't born here, but was able to conclude he didn't have an ego the size of the Drumpfster's, simply because a.) I haven't been inescapably flooded with information about him, and b.) who else could?!

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Hush, when I went our local lesbian love orgy, upper middle class white lady hate fest (aka Woman's March) I was paid ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! (like in that Austin Powers movie) plus a flying car (like in that Back To The Future movie) and a coupon for a mandatory sex change (like no movie I can think of right off hand).

(sigh, I could really use that last thing)

P.S. The only people I can think who were paid were all those human props hanging around when Trump rode down that golden escalator thing.

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