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We need to get more locals won, re-district, and stop the fuckery the lege does on the regular.THEN VA can be all blue.

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OH! But you missed one thing, and that was Jill's very short lived ad attempt to say she fought for woman's rights like anti trafficking and kids lunches or something.Now she is all NRA with a gun!

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Bless both their hearts.

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Rrrr why Mr. Fairfax you make me wish I lived in Virginia again.

Hey all did you see that Moore is running neck and neck with the denocrat in Alabama

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Don't toy with my emotions by suggesting a Democrat may win in 'Bammy!

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Other ad ideas Gillespie thought about:1) Ralph Northam hated kittens and puppies2) Ralph Northam will bang your mom, and then not call her.3) Northam will promise to help you move, and then not show up.

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As fellow PA transplants (one of us a MD native), we're hoping the VA in Delmarva will start a trend. DE is doing it's part; MD working toward going (D) again, though, truth be told, as (R)s go, our current gov could be a lot worse. [Funny/not funny the way cancer makes one rethink one's priorities, doncha know?] We're counting on y'all, penny stock:)

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#3. I HATE that guy.

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I thought it was pretty roughie.

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Cousin libel!

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Kurt Vonnegut smoked Pall Malls and had no patience for anyone who pronounced them "Pell Mells".

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To appease the vast hordes of fans who waited while she drove from Cincy to Columbus, she ordered them pizza. They were able to deliver them all in one smart car.

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I've actually gone to tractor pulls as a kid. It was used to raise money to keep up the local community center. The tractors drag a sled with weights on it, and they increase the weights with every round. Whoever drags the heaviest sled the farthest wins.

It was a cool place to hang out with your friends on Saturday night, drink soda and chips, and sneak cigarettes away from the adults.

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At the little local events they had on Saturday night, it was just regular farmers on regular tractors.

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I'm Ed Gillespie and I have a black guy in my commercial.

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NOVA? The guys who voted to not let us expand Medicaid? I'll take my chances with the mud dwellers.

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