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Ya learn something new on this site every day. I was looking up the Spanish for "reacharound" on the Frack-U post yesterday and stumbled upon it. Glad my medium-term memory isn't entirely fracked yet.

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I managed it well enough.

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Suck it up!

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There theys go jamming stuff down folks throats again then want to send em to jail for jammin stuff down throats.Tell peoples they cant do the erel sech is just plain wrong.I thinked they made that plain when that guy what named coochienaileder was sent packin.Weuns dont need no one tellin us where we can stick our talleywhackers theys is r's and if we want to stick them in a bees nest that should be up to usins.Its not to brainy to send folks to the jail cause u can bet theys some turd tampin going on there

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That's some catch, that catch 69

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Is cooking and eating a chicken that's been fucked by an idiot considered treif?

I just like to be clear about stuff. Thanks.

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just like in the song

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No, Virginia is still free to dick over its residents.

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Telling teens not to have oral sex. That's sure to stop them. NO WAIT! I said it backwards. That's sure to encourage them.

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nobody expects the Spanish Reacharound

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Is it Friday yet?

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Meanwhile the epidemic of hand jobs continues. Won't someone think about the children?

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If you're flexible enough....

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I can state with the authority of someone who goes to the Y five times a week that <i>very </i>few of the men one sees there have had incidental, spontaneous sex in quite some time.

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High school is tough enough as it is but to have to go through it without oral sex is just unthinkable.

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What is this bill's take on eating a bag of salted dicks, cause I'd really think Garrett ought to try that one out. As research.

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