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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I told a joke I heard from a priest at a church service.”

Did anyone ask if he justifies pedophilia with that logic?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There was no Catholic church, or faith, at the time, so the joke is doubly dumb. Even trying to get into racist teabagger moron mode, I can't see where the humor is. Maybe the notion of keeping an account open for 2,000 years, ha ha? Hard to buy that, coming from dolts whose God thinks they still owe him big time for Original Sin.

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bobbert's avatar

Wahoo! Manufacturing jobs!

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bobbert's avatar

Perfect.

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bobbert's avatar

<i>The Gospel According to Goober</i>

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Ikimizi's avatar

I love money- maybe I was adopted?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Breaking news: Last Supper was a Dine 'n' Dash!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dogs are easy enough, but blowing swallows takes real technique.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Jeebus and the apostles were all Jews - so you know they ordered Chinese.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A Republican, a Teabagger and an ass go into an outhouse ... but I repeat myself.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Any alleged outrage over this joke has been wholly manufactured by American Bridge, an organization founded by Democrat activist David Brock and funded by Georg Soros. </i>

I have no idea what he’s talking about, which is appropriate since he doesn't either.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>“I don’t even know who the guy is,” Cuccinelli campaign strategist Chris La Civita said, referring to Whitbeck.</i>

Well, aside from the fact that Whitbeck nominated Cuccinelli at the state convention back in May, and he's been working closely with the campaign for the last couple of years. Hardly worth even mentioning.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>that joke was not — NOT — anti-Semitic</i>

Oh please. Bigotry is such a natural state of mind to a wingnut that they wouldn't be able to spot antisemitism in a concentration camp.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nearly every white executive for the last bazillion years.

...and tyrant

...and fuckyard that supported that tyrant

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No Joos...no end of the world. Christ, ahm a gedden tired of this shit.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The past, present, and future walked into a bar.

Then things got tense.

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