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Of course, they're also blindfolded.

And told not to call the police.

Which in retrospect, might be good advice in Falls Church.

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<i>...running an unlicensed massage parlor and shut down her business.</i>

I guess someone loves them some government regulations.

With lawyer fees, it cost her extra for the unhappy ending.

Massage parlors are people my friend.

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Needs moar economic stimulus.

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Herman Cain in Falls Church for a shoulder massage?

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Nope...no war on women here. Nothing to see, move along, move along.

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“And we still have the attempted rapist at large,” Nguyen said, “and everybody is terrorized. I don’t understand why they don’t investigate that.”

Dude....duh. White man? 'Nuff said.

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refighting the vietnam war one spa at a time.

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this puts me in mind of gang of four:

He needs the gook girl While she spills his seed She says "If I weren't doing you I'd be V.C."

F.M.U.S.A. F.M.U.S.A. Pump it up, but first you pay F.M.U.S.A. I dream too, Yankee F.M.U.S.A. I'm down on my knees, I'm saying

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