Gather round, kiddies, it's time for another installment of theAs The Grift Turns, the tragic tale of the former Lord and Lady McDonnell of Virginia, now on trial for being corrupt, greedy, generally awful, and dumb enough to get caught, all because Her Majesty Maureen really wanted an Oscar de la Renta gown for her husband's inaugural, and also they had "an unconscionable amount in credit card debt." One thing led to another, as such things do, and suddenly they were awash in fabulous gifts and prizes from Richmond businessman Jonnie Williams Sr., for the basement-bargain price of maybe breaking a few laws here and there by pimping his company's magical tobacco-based "dietary supplement" Antabloc.
Hopefully Ann Romney didn’t get sucked into believing that crap but when you hang around with bottom feeders you must expect to be subjected to scams.
So let me see iffin I got this right Egg was going to give her horse some snake oil cause princess Maureen was oiled by Johnnies snake a couple times and it led to gifts and such that poor Egg really needed since she is a poor and such with the MS. Gotcha
Affluenza, perhaps?
...when did the cure all for every problem change from "more guns"? I'm confused!
Hopefully Ann Romney didn’t get sucked into believing that crap but when you hang around with bottom feeders you must expect to be subjected to scams.
Yeah, but could it cure Egg's taste in blouses? How 'bout Mitt's personality?
Then we&#039;d be talkin&#039; <i>Miracle Cure</i>!
So let me see iffin I got this right Egg was going to give her horse some snake oil cause princess Maureen was oiled by Johnnies snake a couple times and it led to gifts and such that poor Egg really needed since she is a poor and such with the MS. Gotcha
Wasn&#039;t Jonnie also the creative genius behind <em>tomacco</em>? <a href="http://simpsons.wikia.com/w..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Tomacco">http://simpsons.wikia.com/w...
Mitt&#039;s personality will slowly be improved / disproved with firmware upgrades, there is no &quot;cure&quot;