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What the NFL sells is entertainment. The players are, from a commercial perspective, entertainers. The NFL is a little different from other entertainment organizations in that it has engaged, quite successfully, in a decades-long PR campaign to achieve identification with the "America Fuck Yeah" version of Americanism. It's not just entertainment; it's fucking symbolic.

Many entertainment consumers (but certainly not "everyone") feel that an entity that wants to symbolize America should, perhaps, expect a higher than average standard of behavior from its employees. Consumer sentiment in the free market and all that.

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I suspect it also has to do with the fact that they pay Peterson a large fraction of a million dollars for every game, whether he plays or not.

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A rosary, six holy cards, and a Costco-size six-pack of lube!

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Nothing to do with yesterday's "whupping" of the Vkings? Clearly, they missed that filip of near-homicidal rage that Peterson brings to the game.

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Welp, I see my Sundays being full of Doctor Who and Star Trek reruns, as well as this "outside" place that is apparently very popular.

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We have a winner!

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Remember when Dubya used to talk about Saddam's "rape rooms"?

Abuse needs its personal space!

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Maybe you can get bullfights on Telemundo.

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