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cheetojeebus's avatar

I value your response, it seems you've looked at this down to the smallest detail.

puredog's avatar

Considering what it would be like living with a baby hippo after it has grown puts me in mind of a hilarious story in the WSJ some years ago at the first flush of the Vietnamese pot-bellied pig craze. Apparently some scammers were passing off baby hogs as VPBPs and, when they grew up, you would find yourself cornered in the kitchen by a 350-pound hog demanding a biscuit (or words to that effect). I think one's former baby pygmy hippo would be much the same.

Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

Because of FUCKING TRUMP my water line froze this AM and I had to defrost it before I could make coffee. This shit has got to stop!

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

They don't like getting paid in rubles?

Doug Langley's avatar

I believe "3 month contract" was a giveaway that no, I'm not.

Hanaka's avatar

The hippos were great, absolutely terrific. Believe me. Much better than the sinking feeling of despair all this "fake news" is giving me.

Internet Hitler's avatar

You must be at least this pale 🗂 to be in the Oval Office.

bobbert's avatar

Translation: he is actually deranged. This is not good news.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

There is no security risk since thay cc Vlad on everythoing anyway.

Historicat's avatar

Wonkette needs to make this a top priority.

LucindathePook's avatar

Yay and may it continue.

Foocatchoo's avatar

SO, "Baby Huey" Gilmartin wants us to give the Orange Ape a "chance" and considers to do otherwise would be "hateful". Well, I personally would like to see another week of life on this planet, so I think Trump's already had his "chance".

LucindathePook's avatar

Rachel is avoiding it as much as she can.

LucindathePook's avatar

Mebbe the career civil service folks

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

An absolutely spot on wrap up! Thanks! *sob*