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I value your response, it seems you've looked at this down to the smallest detail.

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Considering what it would be like living with a baby hippo after it has grown puts me in mind of a hilarious story in the WSJ some years ago at the first flush of the Vietnamese pot-bellied pig craze. Apparently some scammers were passing off baby hogs as VPBPs and, when they grew up, you would find yourself cornered in the kitchen by a 350-pound hog demanding a biscuit (or words to that effect). I think one's former baby pygmy hippo would be much the same.

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Because of FUCKING TRUMP my water line froze this AM and I had to defrost it before I could make coffee. This shit has got to stop!

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They don't like getting paid in rubles?

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I believe "3 month contract" was a giveaway that no, I'm not.

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The hippos were great, absolutely terrific. Believe me. Much better than the sinking feeling of despair all this "fake news" is giving me.

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You must be at least this pale 🗂 to be in the Oval Office.

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Translation: he is actually deranged. This is not good news.

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There is no security risk since thay cc Vlad on everythoing anyway.

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Wonkette needs to make this a top priority.

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Yay and may it continue.

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SO, "Baby Huey" Gilmartin wants us to give the Orange Ape a "chance" and considers to do otherwise would be "hateful". Well, I personally would like to see another week of life on this planet, so I think Trump's already had his "chance".

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Rachel is avoiding it as much as she can.

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First, he was all:

https://twitter.com/StarTri...

And then HE was all:

https://twitter.com/StarTri...

Now they're all:

http://img.photobucket.com/...

So now I'm all:

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Mebbe the career civil service folks

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An absolutely spot on wrap up! Thanks! *sob*

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