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Dear Jake Tapper:

Have Wolf taste your coffee first.

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My friend from high school. He spells it with two Ts.

Trump can't even get that right.

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Wonkette. Come for the dick jokes. Stay for the etymology in foreign languages, insightful reasoning, the snark mob, the shit-brained, and, of course, more dick jokes.

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Person after my own heart. What'll ya have?

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I laughed so hard when I saw this this morning. I spent a hour pasting it all over the webz! With the laughing Pooty gif.

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Inbred European Royalty libel!

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I'm STILL laughing. Gotta a wall in my office with over a hundred pictures of The Cheeto. This has gotta be right up there with the one that shows Kim Jung Un right next to The Cheeto as "One Dum Fuc."

Oh hell... I'm laughing again. I better go to bed and hope my meds kick in.

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They pack quite a punch if you're not careful.

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Give Pees A Chance!

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As someone who lived though the cold war I think that's always been up for grabs.

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When Graham Greene worked fro the Times they had a most boring headline contest. The winner was "Small Earthquake in Chile; Not many killed."Not really apropos of anything, just mildly amusing.

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Well, did you? I heard he was really nice to dogs.

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Haha, perhaps you mean to say that it's unPrecedented to appear so unpresidential...

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Hurled Frisbee-style down the bar. The chaser's on me: a gallon of Polar Spring.

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It is difficult to talk to people who confuse Austria and Australia.

That's going to leave a mark..

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"After all, he is not my bride, and I am not his groom or fiancé."When the history of "WTF Quotes of All Time" is written, this may be Exhibit A. (I would note that Vladdie did not rule out the possibility that HE might be Donnie's bride. I mean, how do we know who's the top and who's the bottom?)

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