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Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I love them, They eat ants. Also, they were one of my favorite animals at the Zoo. I'd rather see them in the wild, of course, but I always found them fascinating. I wonder if anyone makes plushie echidnas?

M-X's avatar

I did not know echidnas could/did play in water!

John Thorstensen's avatar

Speaking of echidnas -- Zappa's "Echidna's Arf (Of You)", from the LIVE album "Roxy and Elsewhere", featuring his mid '70s band, which was -- beyond great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb5AKjDlDxo

Menotsure's avatar

This morning I woke up and got

A creature that I like a lot

Her name is rose

She has a short nose

About that echidna you not.

Stanta Knows's avatar

Nice. I was trying to get a close-enough rhyme to echidna and was workshopping didn'ya.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Menotsure is kind of a genius at that. Did you ever see Head Of The Class? He was a teacher just like him, and both he and his wife were pioneers in their respective educational systems. Brilliant family!

Although don't discount yourself, didn'ya is really good, too!

https://nostalgiacentral.com/television/tv-by-decade/tv-shows-1980s/head-class/

Stanta Knows's avatar

Menotsure IS a genius at that. Doggerel is an interesting form - seemingly simple and casual, but a source of surprising humor from creative almost-rhymes.

I remember that show, and I lived it. I was a cross between the fat kid and the nerd with taped glasses.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

That critter looks more like what you sweep your front porch with than a real critter.

Lynn Veit's avatar

Late one evening, I once saw an armadillo that I at first thought was a pile of black rubber rings somebody had tossed in my bushes, but as I approached with a plastic bag to dispose of the "garbage" it got up and trotted off. Startling, yes, but what I remember most was that armour was so black and rubbery-looking -- like tire rubber -- the creature itself looked like it had been constructed of artificial material.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I suppose “hung like an echidna” is too awkward to become a thing.

YaJagoff's avatar

She's not a waterlogged porcupine, she's short-beaked echidna! I first read that as Empanada.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Now I want to see one of those early 1960's mecha-monster movies....

ECHIDNA vs. BLOWFISH!!!!!

of course, Godzilla would have to make a cameo at the end....

Miss Grundy's avatar

Rosie likes snorkeling and swimming!

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Mmmmmmm, now I want enchiladas.

What a cutie pie!

Pere Ubu's avatar

Echidnachaladas?

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Heaven's no! That would be wrong on so many levels. 😄

I'm very lucky, there's a wonderful Mexican restaurant close by that has the best enchiladas (and tamales!) so I get my fix regularly. Locally owned and operated, too!

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Cheese and onions! nom nom nom!

kmblue187's avatar

Drinking, fishing, or both?

Kay Ducky's avatar

You can't go fishing without drinking, that's some kinda law.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Neither! Its swimming.

Babe Paley's avatar

He’s so adorable!

On a related topic, I was just thinking that it’s weird I’ve never seen a porcupine in the wild? Do other people see them? Aren’t they like skunks and possums—not everywhere all the time, but a couple of times a year things?

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I think I’m too far south.

Susan's avatar

They’re nocturnal. I’m not.

Maureen's avatar

They're mostly nocturnal; seeing one in daylight is usually not a good sign. There was one in my (now former) neighbor's yard, several years ago, just winding itself in circles. Checked the google - that's usually a sign of rabies, along with being out in daylight. Yowsa.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

This is very good information to know! Thank you so much for sharing it. I live in northwest Georgia now, surrounded by forests, which is lovely! But there's so much that I don't know about our woodland friends still.

Free beach's avatar

We have LOTS of porcupines in Maine. Often in trees stripping bark to eat. I have a woods cabin in the mountains and often see them. They are indifferent to me and are almost friendly.

Never seen them swim or in water. Not that they don’t.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

They sometimes gnaw on the plywood subflooring atop uninsulated cabin floor joists, if the floor is close enough to the ground for them to reach by standing up under it. They'll even climb foundation posts to reach the subfloor. We've had to staple chicken wire to the bottoms of the joists to prevent this.

Free beach's avatar

I know ALL about it. Fortunately they don’t like the taste of PT.

Tommy Mo's avatar

I lived in NH for a long time. Saw them a lot, although they are primarily nocturnal.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Jesus, that must have been the 1700's version of stepping on a lego on the way to the bathroom.... that would SUCK!!!

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Oh yes, just like that. In Vermont I've spied them several times in the penumbra from the torchlight on the trail to the outhouse. Never bumped into one, yet.

Hannah's avatar

1964, Shaver Lake, CA. The dogs cornered one and got their muzzles full o' quills.

Arachne's avatar

Similar! Only the Sierra back country, early 70s, and it was dusk in the wilderness, getting the quills out by flashlight

Zyxomma's avatar

We saw a porcupine under a rock last weekend in upstate NY.

The Golden Hamster's avatar

And his hair was perfect.

Babe Paley's avatar

Maybe we don’t have them out west?

I’m going to go look it up.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Growing up near Tacoma, WA, Mrs. C's dad's dog, a Brittany spaniel, tried to bite a porcupine. Twice. After the first time, and a very expensive vet trip, her dad swore he wouldn't pay for that again. When it happened again, Mrs. C and her brother panicked and removed the quills from the dog's mouth and muzzle themselves, she holding the dog down and he weilding the pliers. Evidently it was very messy and noisy.

Arachne's avatar

They're out here

Timothy Storey's avatar

There are two (sometimes more) in the High Desert Museum in Bend, OR

The Wanderer's avatar

I saw one in a zoo in Arizona. They're native, just like river otters.

Pexas Teat's avatar

That's an unusually active echinacea. They usually stay planted.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

LOL, stupid spellcheck!

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

It is Teh Debbil.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

That's a pretty spiny plant.

Al Bellenchia's avatar

“He’s a vicious cur…I kid you not.”

tehbaddr's avatar

(DInsdale)

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Cute little critter!

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

Huh, I grew up in a traditional household. Go to work at a job you hate, get shitfaced drunk, beat your wife and kids, and pass out in weird places. Oh yeah, wreck a few cars while drunk. It’ll only take your kids half a lifetime to recover but that’s only the ones that do recover. Yay for tradition.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

So one pro disease whackaloon is out, and in her place, another pro disease whackaloon who also sells her own brand of snake oil. I'm so relieved! I was afraid that the FDT would slip and want to appoint someone with science-based medical credentials, and maybe, even someone who actually cared about the health of the nation. But, he stayed true to form!

Anarchy Pony's avatar

"who said child mental illness is driven by “non-traditional households.”

Because there's not a million examples of kids being fucked up by traditional households...

Ron Spangler's avatar

Stare decisis is deceased, and so is Congress' exclusive constitutional power to make war. Other than that, EVERYTHING IS FINE, MOTHER.

Shallow state's avatar

There was a good sized hornet doing circuits in the kitchen. I got a swatter out and was poised for an opportunity to do battle (carefully considering which engagements would avoid also taking out the glassware). This stalemate went on for about 10 minutes. Then the hornet went nutso, bouncing off the walls and ceiling and wildly gyrating around the room, finally disappearing. I don't know where the hell she is. I am being very cautious about where I sit.

M-X's avatar

I was moments away from going off to look for ankle weights and an elastic exercise band when I realized what I was thinking: AND I HAVE BEEN SO READY TO NOT DO JACK, NOT BUY JACK today!! *slaps own hand*

CakesWeLike's avatar

I bought Loki a new toy, an unburstable football/soccer ball. It arrived today. I'd forgotten how loud he can be when he's chasing a football around the house - he does this really loud, yippy bark. This has been going on for 10-15 minutes already. I really hope our new neighbours will forgive me.

The best bit - unlike the last "unburstable" football (lasted 30 minutes before he shredded it), I think this one may function as advertised.

M-X's avatar

How is our CakesWe?

CakesWeLike's avatar

Bored out of my mind. Still spending about 60% of my day on my back with my ankle elevated.

It's Mr Cakes' birthday on Monday, so tomorrow I'll have to guide Cakes Jr through the baking of his birthday cake. I'm hoping she makes it as stress-free as possible.

M-X's avatar

Urrrgghhh I knooowwwwww. I'm glad you're persisting though. Uurrrggghh!!!!

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Thank you, Wonkette, for simple reminders. I think I’ve reached new heights of head spinning and tangled thoughts. I mean, just this morning, browsing what Substack feeds me (I assume), I’m reminded of straightforward people: Bernie Sanders saying ‘not another dime to Israel.’ Wait. Am I sure Sanders is Jewish? Google says yes, a secular Jew. (And obviously a good man,)

And Rebecca reminds: May Day. No shopping. Thank you. (I assume donating Ameros is still okay though?)

IvoryRabbit's avatar

Oh gee, I bought cat food *and* made a donation. Hopefully, the latter cancels out the former.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I've really never stopped liking Bernie. Years ago, he got in trouble when he seemed (to some people) to be kneecapping Hillary at a crucial moment, but I happen to think that was overstated. All I know is, we need more like him.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Bernie was rather rude, and his Bernie Bro's especially so, toward Senator Professor Elizabeth Warren. They seem to be able to work together now, at least it looks that way from afar, so they must have patched it all up.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

I still think … perhaps playing the simpleton here … that we ‘just’ need to succeed in electing a left-leaning preznident, and concentrate on electing a good, energetic Congress. And lately I’m coming around to ‘It’s all about voting rights!’ So many things … Citizens United, Supreme Court, on and on … are corollaries to voting rights. While humanity is beclowning itself lately, I still think it would be interesting and promising to see what would result from everyone being well-informed and voting easily.

Unbidden thought dump complete.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

You are not alone. So many would-be voters are demoralized, angry, afraid, checked out...that's on purpose by the Grand Orc Party. We need to try to spread motivation *and* register folks to vote, everywhere we can!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I go once a week to volunteer at a cat sanctuary and it's so rewarding! We have a few ferals who used to run away as soon as I came in to the enclosures and they don't anymore. SO rewarding!

SunMoonStars's avatar

Sounds cathartic.

Chemical's avatar

>>I often wonder just how inscrutable Wonkette is to the average person who doesn’t know all our jokes and also what the fuck we’re talking about

When I first washed up here, the canned clams jokes went a bit over my head.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

I believe I have successfully infiltrated this group and assimilated their humour. The fleshy ones suspect nothing. Bleep Bloop.

Flo Plazo's avatar

Same. I still don't get the canned clam jokes.

Chemical's avatar

Basically way back in the day, someone posted a recipe that used clams. They suggested to use fresh clams but canned clams are OK in a pinch.

Someone took the idea of using canned clams like they had just suggested Hitler's Final Solution to the Jewish question, so it became a bit of a meme.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

When I found here I had no idea WTF the canned jokes were about. It was explained to me one day and it was more hilarious than I thought.

TerseNurse's avatar

I just thought that canned clams are inherently funny.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I still do.

[giggles]

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

That one has legs.* Some other Wonkette meme-ish insider jokes have gone by the wayside over the years, like the saving of bread, or TRUCKNUTZ!, or vegan baby buttholes. But things like the monstrosity of canned clams, or the unlawfulness of comments, have persisted.

*(Clams got legs? Since when?)

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

But now you know how monstrously funny they are!

Oy!'s avatar

----> EPSTEIN

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"Jeffrey Epstein’s Possible Suicide Note Hidden From Public View" –https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/us/jeffrey-epstein-suicide-note-sealed.html

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Um, wait. Epstein’s cellmate - who allegedly found his suicide note written several weeks before his death - was “a former police officer charged with a quadruple homicide”? And Epstein’s suicide note was sealed as part of this cellmate’s court case?? That’s definitely not suspicious at all. How the hell did I not know this before?!

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Given my questions regarding his "suicide," I'm inclined to regard this with just a wee bit of suspicion.

CzechJournalists's avatar

ohhh. Halmilton Beach makes those kitchen appliances that kind of work for just a little while, not Huntington Beach. that was gonna drive me crazy.

Oy!'s avatar

fwiw - I have a Hamilton Beach blender . . . which my mother gave me as an xmas present . . . 40+ years ago! Still works fine.

(Last year the plastic screw-on ring that keeps the blade unit in cracked. I was able to 3D print a replacement)

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

‘They’ want us to buy expandable crap. And you print a replacement piece.

Chuckle. Okay, LOL. Good morning.

CzechJournalists's avatar

think the cheapish blenders are their best product, although i've killed a few of them making frozen margaritas. ice crushing is hard on plastic. not crazy about their coffee makers, but i haven't had any problems with a hand mixer i use when the job doesn't require a Kitchen Aid.

Oy!'s avatar

I've beat up on this thing – tried using it to make (pulp) paper. It did not like that.

CzechJournalists's avatar

i think mine experienced gradual button failures from sticky margarita juice sloshing around while i was encouraging others to get sloshed on margaritas.

Sarah Ennals's avatar

I hear their ice-cream makers are good enough to be worth taking with you when you have to flee Cloud City.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Difference is Huntington Beach never worked at all.

satch's avatar

"...holy shit I have no idea what is going on in this piece about Mike Johnson and the Farm Bill and the House and the rules and WHAT? (NOTUS)"

Repunks have show over and over that while they may know how to rule, they can't govern. They are at Peak Repunk when they're in the bleachers throwing monkey wrenches at serious people who are trying to get things done.