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I can see the Republicans going for that, just as long as there is no death panel to administer the scheme.

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Maybe they'll outsource the entire health-care industry to Canada. Getting emergency care in Arizona, Florida, and Texas will sort of suck -- but I'm OK with that.

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Not much future in it, after the starving masses have eaten all the dogs and cats.

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I assumed it was the actual GOP poll of their teabagger representatives ... until I saw that 'nothing whatsoever' was not a choice.

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Is there a co-pay? Because the teabaggers might not get any health care at all.

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The opposite of scare-quotes "Death Panels" is actual death panels. And, yes, those <em>are</em> in the Republican alternative, they're called "deregulated insurers".

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Watch out for those cheap Chinese imports.

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Physician-assisted shoo-aside.

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Boehner pills.

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