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I am torn between the "funny" reaction and the "angry" -- sure, the letter is hilarious, but the thought of a major network presenting it as factual, or even just reasonable speculation, is infuriating.

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Stupid Republican Disease. It comes from swallowing everything they're fed.

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Asshole zero.

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Probably not a good time to tell you how old Bobo was when she got knocked up.

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The fact that they clip its wings.

They actually do that. I can't imagine something so cruel.

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Bobo herself was knocked up in high school, while single, and had to drop out of school as a consequence. Perhaps it's inherited...

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It certainly wouldn't qualify as sport.

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Yeah, and the whole "disrupt a global money-laundering scheme." What? Trump launders money himself. So he disrupted it to, what, get it all for himself? Projection!She loses points for her made up conspiracy not making any sense.

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The last time I listened to the wind was when I cut way back on refried beans.

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"gibbering giant novelty lips Maria Bartiromo" - that deserves an award.

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I dunno. But it explains a lot.

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Around the time the Avengers guy was cast as Bourne? (Or Bourne-like?)

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Before we all dismiss this courageous patriotic decapitated (that must sting) ghost lady, let me confirm that I often get double top secret intel (that’s short for “intelligence”, for those of you unfamiliar with spy lingo) in the line at the grocery store. That’s because I shop at the same grocery store as John F. Kennedy Jr. (who we will soon be calling “Mr. Veep”). While waiting to scan his avocados, JFK Jr gets to yakking with Amelia Earhart (legendary aviators are like birds of a feather, you know) and I overhear all kinds of juicy juice (that’s what John LeCarre called “information”). So, scoff at the headless hose head if you like, but when JFK Jr takes over the deep state machine, you’ll be laughing out of the other place where laughs don’t usually come out. Just saying…

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Scalia was killed in the heat of the moment by the rentboy he had taken to the ranch but was refusing to pay.

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I suppose if Bourne is capable of believing the rest of this garbage, it would not faze her to be told Scalia died in his sleep aged 79, and was not shot in a depraved rich person's for-kicks manhunt. She'd say wisely, "Ah, that was the story for public consumption."Me, when a theory is straight out of gaudy novels like OPEN SEASON or comic strips like MODESTY BLAISE, I assume that's where it belongs. Especially when it comes from a person who shows signs of being batshit crazy. This woman needs help.

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AHA! Shafter is a ghost town (or pretty near, having a population of about four). It all makes sense now!

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