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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Freeman squeezed his hand in a last-ditch effort to take this weasel with him.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Prop. 13 cock-blocked the CA budget for decades. They're just now recovering.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Hand</i> squeezing? This is Wonkette. We don't do hands.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"Declining wages, a court order to reform and fund our schools, crumbling roads and bridges, skyrocketing college tuition, and an inefficient and ineffective government.” </i>

Uh, Martin? Those are all very Republican things. Weren't you opposed to them when you were a Democrat?

dslindc's avatar

Let's see, lying, intolerance, flip-flopping. Yup, he's a Republican!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Are Weasel-Americans eligible to run for public office?

Lot_49's avatar

Look, there's principles, and then there's opportunity to advance one's own interest. Sometimes you have to choose between them. Moore's going to get elected because he can make those tough choices.

And if that's the least weasel-y looking pic his handlers could find of this guy, well....

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hand squeezing is the only reliable form of communication. Wonket bans <i>typed</i> comments, but squeeze comments are welcomed.

PubOption's avatar

i think he knows a guy called Ben...something.

jqheywood's avatar

I didn't know you were called Dennis....

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Who doesn't switch allegiance to the winning team after a big game?! Losers, that's who!

Come on, it's not like you have actually believe in the things you "stand for" or anything. That's for Facebook Likes, not politics, duh!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

If they're smart? Currently packing up their office so that the new whip won't have to wait to take it.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Squeezed his hand?? Fuck, next thing you know this asshole will be waving a balloon in front a woman in a coma to prove that she's still responsive.

bobbert's avatar

Well, probably 1980 (or so) to 2010, when the Republicans wouldn't let us pay for stuff.