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Cranky Man's avatar

But it would also restore our blessings from you know who! That wich is 3 at once.

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Cranky Man's avatar

There's entire metropolitan areas in the USA that rely entirely on imported water and energy. In 30-50 years they'll be ghost towns.

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RoomClearer's avatar

If Kari marries Jonathan would she be Kari Karl?

Just asking questions.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Pelosi managed to work the phrase “he’s not man enough” at least three times into an answer about FPOTUS showing up to testify. And I thought I couldn’t love her more.

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EyeQueue's avatar

People need to wake the fuck up. I'm surrounded by drones who think politics doesn't affect their precious little lives.

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fifthdentist's avatar

"... people are going to have to relocate away from current coasts, flood zones, fire zones, and drought areas."

See all y'all in Antarctica.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Somebody has to do the job. The AZ Sec/State has to certify the SecState'w election too. We have always assumed elected officials responsible for election fairness, but the Stop the Steal cabal wants to give these officers authority to disregard the will of the people. It's only a conundrum if you assume the level of dishonesty Lake brings to the table (or to the dumpster).

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pstumba's avatar

When you have 1.7 million individuals last year, and now another 2.7, that's over 4.5 million individuals

https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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marcus816's avatar

And 5 million of those are “getaways”!

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pstumba's avatar

when in doubt, round up...even when you dont need to round

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SFNY's avatar

DOJ going after Chinese spies & the PRC itself for espionage, obstruction of justice, and some other stuff like harassment and witness tampering. That's on top of racketeering, money laundering and conspiracy already underway.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

watching Lake lie is like watching Peterson lie: whiny, privileged, reactionary sociopaths who talk like cheap AIs.

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Jen Burwell's avatar

Romulan Ale? I saw this episode the other day. For some reason, BBC America plays a crapload of TNG during the day. Hotel rooms, you know!

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Jen Burwell's avatar

Uggh I'm in Arizona right now. I have heard a bunch of Kary Lake stuff on the radio, but weirdly, I have seen VERY few yard signs or political signs of any kind except for 1 particular ballot measure (about land??) that I already forgot the number/name of, because the signs for both sides of the argument were equally vague and pointless. FYI, I'm in a kind of bad part of town in Tucson (university area), but I did drive through a lot more of AZ.

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

We have always assumed that, of course. I just don’t think we should. Of course, we’ll never come up with a way to be fair with this kind of thing, especially since we do elections by state and can’t count on Republicans to ever do the right thing again.

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be kind's avatar

Can't be! My GOP ex-friend in Phoenix assures me that they have no water shortage and I must be thinking of someplace else.

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