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eddi-SABH's avatar

World's happiest sugar glider.

Shallow state's avatar

Mealworm Therapist: "So, let's talk about your recurring nightmare again ..."

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Love sugar gliders - such cute faces.

Antifa Commander's avatar

That’s a funny looking cat.

Menotsure's avatar

There's an RFK Jr. joke crawling around in this somewhere, but I can't wrap my hands around it.

Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

"Sugar glider" sounds like a cool line of work. How's it pay?

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

The pay is sweet. Or do you need a more... granular explanation?

satch's avatar

"Mmmm... pumpkin spice meal worms!"

weejee's avatar

Nim, nom, nom...

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

SUGAR GLIDERS!!!!!!

Shocktreatment's avatar

Steve the Sugar Glider is having a good day...

tehbaddr's avatar

And the big reveal....

It's a Stripey Bug Eyed Squeee Thingy Eating Worms!!!111!!1!!!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I’m glad the adorable creature is in a zoo and not someone’s “pet”.

SkeptiKC's avatar

It ENRAGES me when someone attempts to make a house pet out of a sugar glider or similar small WILD creature. Those little animals are NOT well suited to such an existence and do NOT fare well in captivity.

Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

The first night we had ours, (a teacher gave her to me because it was not a good class pet), she got out of her cage and we found her hours later, embedded in the sofa cushion. We found her by the smell.

I found her once in our shower stall. No idea how she got in there.

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Steve is squee!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel's avatar

The Thomas Awwwwn Affair

Starring Steve McSqueen

SkeptiKC's avatar

A wide-eyed marsupial with a wealth of meal worms within a pumpkin gazebo.

Christopher Thomas's avatar

Almost a pumpkin grotto.

(We were talking about grottoes elsewhere; I only had a dim sense of what they are.)

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Grottoes rule! (You can imagine my disappointment the first time I saw a Grotto's Pizza.)

The Wanderer's avatar

Mealworms! A sugar glider king's ransom in mealworms!

Sojourner Truth's avatar

Arby's

We Have The Mealworms

Pere Ubu's avatar

Congratulations to Erin and Zooey and many many happy years ahead! 🎉

Pilgrim's avatar

Bettina appears to be wearing an Evil Eye protective pendant in the People mag pix? Good move, considering.

.... Is she PRETTY? Well she looks pretty normal compared to Kimberly for sure.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Good news, Substack now offers a "Share to" Bluesky option on Notes and Posts (previously only available on the phone version.) Couldn't be because I requested it back on Nov. 15, could it? 😁

https://substack.com/@ziggywiggy/note/c-81241356?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knfuc

SterWonk's avatar

> ... Colorado Gov. Jared Polis and New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker should stop fucking playing footsie with them.

RFKJ is accidentally right about a few things, like high-fructose corn syrup and certain dyes and additives, and I don't think it's harmful to work with them on those specific things.

BECKY's avatar

Wait, Don Jr and Kimberly broke up? I really have been away from the news....

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

She got sacked! Then they want to ship her off to Greece! Bon Voyage!

Karen Scofield's avatar

Gotta have my Tab's and Coffee in the morning ☕ and will reStack ASAP 💯👍❄️🎄⛄

Sister Artemis's avatar

Tiedrich has a good column as usual, and also give quite the nod to Evan's pointed question from today's post: Is FBI Director Chris Wray A Coward For Resigning, Or Did He Just Stick His Dick In Trump's Eye? (see yer faithful Wonkette for that article), along with a rundown of Biden's awesome pardoning powers

Tiedrich: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/dark-brandon-just-granted-clemency

Tim Delaney's avatar

The odd thing, for me anyway, is that when I saw that phrase, that song popped into my head. This despite not really being a hardcore Robbie Robertson fan.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

South Carolina just wants to be sure that all women know their bodies belong to the State between puberty and menopause, with loans out to whatever man claims them. Also, women (and girls) who have sex (willingly or forced) must be punished by pregnancy carried to delivery or death (doesn't matter which), regardless of health, circumstance or age (old enough to bleed, old enough to breed). A non viable fetus who somehow makes it through delivery, can then be tortured for a bit rather than letting them die peacefully, because that makes Republican Jesus laugh.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Doug Wilson is an evil man who enables child molesters and uses his influence to get them positions where they can be around children. This is not a slanderous accusation - this is a description of what he has done.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

That looks more like spinach-flavored cheese than cheese-flavored spinach, if you ask me.

Tappin Lisa's avatar

Why sure, I'll take this opportunity to listen to Robbie Robertson, thank you very much! 💜

Gammarae's avatar

late to the game today, but had to comment on the People story re: junior and gargoyle. those photos! YIKES! in the first, kim is apparently cast as the evil queen of the rivendell elves, and in the second, lordy, does she really look in the mirror every day and say "you ARE the fairest in the land!"??? sadly for her, it appears that she will soon have the kind of horrifying face that his mother had, and i am sorry for her. nobody should be that uncertain of their own value that they commit such crimes thru plastic surgery.

but as i've often said, she was too old and she was going to be shoved out at some point. sorry, greece.

yes, yes, i'm catty. deal with it.

Sleepmonger's avatar

The scare quotes in the tab about the NJ libraries made it hard to figure out whether it was a good thing or a bad thing. If you don't understand why, read the same sentences with Texas instead of NJ and see how it reads. Anyway, happy they did a good thing!