Wait Now, Who Probed Who That Was Sexing What With Oil?
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Since this news headline alone goes above and beyond our joke-per-post quota, we'll leave it at that. As soon as we determine the nature of this oil sex -- as in, was it consensual middle-management heterosexual sex or was it, say, Republican big shots ass-raping young male slaves? -- we will decide whether or not to keep covering it. Any Interior Department staffers want to
Wait Now, Who Probed Who That Was Sexing What With Oil?
Wait Now, Who Probed Who That Was Sexing What…
Wait Now, Who Probed Who That Was Sexing What With Oil?
Since this news headline alone goes above and beyond our joke-per-post quota, we'll leave it at that. As soon as we determine the nature of this oil sex -- as in, was it consensual middle-management heterosexual sex or was it, say, Republican big shots ass-raping young male slaves? -- we will decide whether or not to keep covering it. Any Interior Department staffers want to