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I don't wish ill on anyone (...that may be a bigass lie), but if, say, a bus would happen to hit James O'Keefe -completely speculatory- ...I would probably not be sad.

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I'm sure. I miss a lot of news not having cable or newspaper subscription - too $$$$$. A Globe subscription is $36.00 per mos after first discounted months...I decided to throw the Ameros at Wonkette :-) I had a 99 cent Globe subscription but the damn site keeps booting me off for password issues.. So I troll free news sites and get sucked into click bait about friendly bear cubs and plastic surgery, lol.

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Having worked the opposing shift from my wife for the last 15 years or so, I've become pretty accustomed to having the bed to myself. Now when I have to share it, it feels crowded. I'd get a bigger bed, but our bedroom is tiny.

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I totally got woke tonight watching shrek 4ever after tonight. Ok not woke, but educated The sad trombone waaa-whoah sound is called "flourish notes" lol....

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nah, they'd enjoy it too much.

IBS and expired (overpriced) gas station sushi cast upon them. On a hot humid day. At a second rate amusement park on Juggalo Day, with long lines with no functioning toilets, while wearing very uncomfortable clothes and tight shoes.

Oh, and deer flies. Many many deer flies. Attacking Honey badgers would be a nice touch too, but I'm getting away with myself.

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Our dogs (St. Bernard, Lab, Beagle, Redbone Hound) are great stand ins when waifu is away on a business trip.

They puppy pile on her side, turning into a 300+ pound furry snoring farting machine. Not to mention a cat who demands (via nose nibbles and paw pats) that I sleep on my right side so he can share my pillow.

tldr; all our kids have 4 legs and shed

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https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Imagine this... but so much worse.

for reference, the hound on top is 70lbs in the picture

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My wife is less fond of the empty bed than I, and when our son's dog was living with us found him an acceptable substitute. Unless it's hot, in which case she's very happy to have the bed to herself.We have two cats, one of which likes to sleep either curled against or draped over your ankles, and the other waits until I'm asleep, and then climbs up on the bed beside me. I often wake with my hand draped over her like a blanket because she sleeps where my hand naturally falls. It's about the only time she wants to be cuddled.

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If they grasp at enough straws, they can try to argue that it wasn't wrongful arrest when the civil charges start.

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I think he's suppose to be a used car salesman ... or maybe he just accidentally ran into one so hard he got his outfit over his rentatux.

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No, they are were-never-cool-but-women-still-wore-them-in-the90's giant sunglasses.

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This song always brings tears to my eyes.

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He looks like what a sheltered white boy thinks a pimp would look like.

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Is O'Keefe related to Tucker Carlson? They seem very alike.

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OR, Spock is very strong.

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